Alien and/or Time Traveller message

email message | 28June2002 | dragonball03

[N. Theknow]

Hello, If you are a time traveler or alien and or in possession of government or alien technology I need your help! My entire life and health has been messed with by evil beings! If you have access to the carbon copy replica model #50 3000 series, the dimensional warp, temporal reversion or something similar please reply! I simply need the safest method of transferring my consciousness to my younger self with my current mind/memory. I need an advanced time traveler to work with who can help me, I would prefer someone with access to teleportation as well as a variety different types of time travel. This is not a joke! I am serious! Please send a separate email to me at: Dragonball03@aol.com if you can help! Thanks

[pt17]

Sounds as if the guy is in a real predicament

He is and should be informed of the reason why.

[mdittmar]

I got a message from this guy about a month ago but he was much more specific about what he wanted. He claimed that he had a 'time machine' but that it was 'useless' without a 'vortex generator'.

I got him on my surveillance video.

[hellinahandcart]

Who doesn't?

Amen to that. I want to transfer my consciousness back into my 1979 body and spend my college graduation money on just the right stocks. Where's the end of the line for this thing?

[redhead]

"nah, the only spam I get is from Financial Planning Hot Babes boinking Farm Animals while giving away Free Vacations."

I get lots promising to make my penis bigger, some to show me TeenBabesHOTHOTHOTXXX, and all kinds of ways to get out of debt.

[hellinahandcart]

Outta my way!! By 1982 I will be richer than Warren Buffet AND hotter than Olivia Newton-John in a pair of Candies! Bwaaahahahaaa!

[redhead]

Heheh! Looks like Traficant's rug is about to escape again...

[etcetera]

Sorry to have to inform you, but this is your new life. Don't tell me that you screwed up again?

[Brett66]

Sounds like he's been watching the cartoon of his namesake too much.

[Senator Pardek]

Ooops...



























Sorry, honey!

[Senator Pardek]

Pardek, are you playing with that silly time machine again?

Pardek's wife.

[Drew68]

Can someone please explain to me what's hot about "dog farts"??? As in the title, "Dogfart sluts" ???? My husband and I both have been getting these recently.

"Dogfart" are pornographic sites specializing in interracial "Blacks on Blondes" types of photos.

Hey, you asked...

[Catspaw]

This is better than the Texe Marrs thread that got pulled this morning :-))

[bert]

Too bad....

Mine is the newer carbon copy replica model #50-a12 3200 series and the lason purge is not compatable with the tridec input on those old models.

It is surely a shame that I can't be of more help.

[goodieD]

eh??? why on earth do they call it that???? well now I've heard it all. one question though...ahem.. how come you know so much? grin.

[palo verde]

I agree
sounds like the guy is flippin'
my suggestion to him is to calm down
a nice cup of tea and maybe bagel with cream cheese
or carrot cake
I don't know what he likes
something delicious
smoke a cigarette, watch a show he enjoys on tv
anything which makes him happy would help him
Love, Palo

[Siobhan]

Well, I could volunteer the family tardis......

[Drew68]

how come you know so much? grin.

Actually, my curiosity regarding your query promted me to do a google search on "DOGFART SLUTS" and lo and behold...

[goodieD]

well thank you for clearing that up for me! I can sleep quietly now..LOL

[GreenLanternCorps]

Sorry, Siobhan, you can't loan out your Tardis. The Daleks have been acting up again...

[southern rock]

If you have access to the carbon copy replica model #50 3000 series, the dimensional warp, temporal reversion or something similar please reply!

Developed by Cyberdyne for Skynet, right?