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Alien and/or Time Traveller message
email message | 28June2002 | dragonball03

Posted on 06/28/2002 2:11:54 PM PDT by N. Theknow

Hello, If you are a time traveler or alien and or in possession of government or alien technology I need your help! My entire life and health has been messed with by evil beings! If you have access to the carbon copy replica model #50 3000 series, the dimensional warp, temporal reversion or something similar please reply! I simply need the safest method of transferring my consciousness to my younger self with my current mind/memory. I need an advanced time traveler to work with who can help me, I would prefer someone with access to teleportation as well as a variety different types of time travel. This is not a joke! I am serious! Please send a separate email to me at: Dragonball03@aol.com if you can help! Thanks


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Technical
KEYWORDS: alien; bigopenspaces; nutcase; timetraveller
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To: N. Theknow
Sounds as if the guy is in a real predicament

He is and should be informed of the reason why.

41 posted on 06/28/2002 3:26:50 PM PDT by pt17
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To: Arkinsaw
I got a message from this guy about a month ago but he was much more specific about what he wanted. He claimed that he had a 'time machine' but that it was 'useless' without a 'vortex generator'.

I got him on my surveillance video.


42 posted on 06/28/2002 3:31:08 PM PDT by mdittmar
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To: Maceman
Who doesn't?

Amen to that. I want to transfer my consciousness back into my 1979 body and spend my college graduation money on just the right stocks. Where's the end of the line for this thing?

43 posted on 06/28/2002 3:52:04 PM PDT by hellinahandcart
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To: goodieD
"nah, the only spam I get is from Financial Planning Hot Babes boinking Farm Animals while giving away Free Vacations."

I get lots promising to make my penis bigger, some to show me TeenBabesHOTHOTHOTXXX, and all kinds of ways to get out of debt.

44 posted on 06/28/2002 3:53:44 PM PDT by redhead
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To: hellinahandcart
Outta my way!! By 1982 I will be richer than Warren Buffet AND hotter than Olivia Newton-John in a pair of Candies! Bwaaahahahaaa!
45 posted on 06/28/2002 3:57:13 PM PDT by hellinahandcart
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To: mdittmar
Heheh! Looks like Traficant's rug is about to escape again...
46 posted on 06/28/2002 3:57:45 PM PDT by redhead
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To: N. Theknow
Sorry to have to inform you, but this is your new life. Don't tell me that you screwed up again?
47 posted on 06/28/2002 3:59:51 PM PDT by etcetera
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To: N. Theknow
Sounds like he's been watching the cartoon of his namesake too much.


48 posted on 06/28/2002 4:00:11 PM PDT by Brett66
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To: Senator Pardek
Ooops...



























Sorry, honey!
49 posted on 06/28/2002 4:00:27 PM PDT by Senator Pardek
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To: Senator Pardek
Pardek, are you playing with that silly time machine again?

Pardek's wife.

50 posted on 06/28/2002 4:00:30 PM PDT by Senator Pardek
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To: goodieD
Can someone please explain to me what's hot about "dog farts"??? As in the title, "Dogfart sluts" ???? My husband and I both have been getting these recently.

"Dogfart" are pornographic sites specializing in interracial "Blacks on Blondes" types of photos.

Hey, you asked...

51 posted on 06/28/2002 4:02:11 PM PDT by Drew68
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To: dighton
This is better than the Texe Marrs thread that got pulled this morning :-))
52 posted on 06/28/2002 4:02:28 PM PDT by Catspaw
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To: N. Theknow
Too bad....

Mine is the newer carbon copy replica model #50-a12 3200 series and the lason purge is not compatable with the tridec input on those old models.

It is surely a shame that I can't be of more help.

53 posted on 06/28/2002 4:05:05 PM PDT by bert
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To: Kalashnikov_68
eh??? why on earth do they call it that???? well now I've heard it all. one question though...ahem.. how come you know so much? grin.
54 posted on 06/28/2002 4:05:28 PM PDT by goodieD
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To: Redcloak
I agree
sounds like the guy is flippin'
my suggestion to him is to calm down
a nice cup of tea and maybe bagel with cream cheese
or carrot cake
I don't know what he likes
something delicious
smoke a cigarette, watch a show he enjoys on tv
anything which makes him happy would help him
Love, Palo
55 posted on 06/28/2002 4:05:50 PM PDT by palo verde
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To: Senator Pardek
Well, I could volunteer the family tardis......
56 posted on 06/28/2002 4:06:20 PM PDT by Siobhan
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To: goodieD
how come you know so much? grin.

Actually, my curiosity regarding your query promted me to do a google search on "DOGFART SLUTS" and lo and behold...

57 posted on 06/28/2002 4:11:25 PM PDT by Drew68
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To: Kalashnikov_68
well thank you for clearing that up for me! I can sleep quietly now..LOL
58 posted on 06/28/2002 4:13:41 PM PDT by goodieD
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To: Siobhan
Sorry, Siobhan, you can't loan out your Tardis. The Daleks have been acting up again...
59 posted on 06/28/2002 4:13:44 PM PDT by GreenLanternCorps
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To: N. Theknow
If you have access to the carbon copy replica model #50 3000 series, the dimensional warp, temporal reversion or something similar please reply!

Developed by Cyberdyne for Skynet, right?

60 posted on 06/28/2002 4:16:05 PM PDT by southern rock
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