I hope that this a joke...

Pets or Food ^

[Ed_NYC]

I found the link to this page on the TechTV site. Please let me know what you think. IMHO this is not funny at all.

CLICK HERE

[jellybean]

How about a little cats(o)up?

[mc5cents]

meow

[dawn53]

When I asked my host what I was eating

First rule when traveling in the Far East, DON'T ASK WHAT YOU'RE EATING!!!

[texas booster]

Hmmm... Zwibel, CEO of P.R.E.

T. Herman Zweibel, Publisher of The Onion

Coincidence?? I think not.

[NeoCaveman]

Save me some of that spotted owl, that's good eatin'

[another cricket]

Mmmmm.Sweet and Sour Koala Loaf!

My Favorite. With Grilled Baby Seal as an appetizer.

What? You want to just to throw good food away after skinning them?

a.cricket

[Aric2000]

Sorry,

I thought that it was absolutely hilarious!! God, I am still laughing!! BOOKMARKED that puppy!! ROFLMAO!!!

[nightdriver]

"....kitty livers with onion marmalade!"

ROTFLMAO!!!!

[LibertyGirl77]

Fliling under: "People who have entirely too much time on their hands."

[phasma proeliator]

Thanks!....

LMAO at this....

[Sungirl]

I saw this awhile ago.....

[lowbridge]

Care for some gopher?

[boris]

A friend of mine kept a box of "Spotted Owl Helper" on his desk...

--Boris

[SamAdams76]

I ordered up a side of Baby Golden Retreiver. I assume the site is real because it just took my VISA card information. I'll report back and let everybody know how it was.

[bloggerjohn]

As an animal lover I have to say

MY GOSH THAT WAS FUNNY ;')

What a well done site. And if you read the bio you notice he started as an animal disposal technician at a local "humane" society. This is really a rather subtle dig at our irresponsible tendency to just dump our little "friends" whenever it is convenient. Of course, when they get to the "humane" society we don't Really know what's going to happen to them. Sure we don't (If they're lucky they'll get the needle instead of the decompression chamber.)

Of course, if you were to actually do the humane thing with a pet you couldn't keep and took it out in the yard and shot it quickly, instead of it languishing in a shelter wondering what where you were, the "humane" society would be after you. But it's so much easier to let someone else take care of your problems.

[bloggerjohn]

Isn't this all in

BAD TASTE!

[parsifal]

Does this product have the Good Housekeeping "Seal"??? parsy the purist.

[Ed_NYC]

It is a good joke. Did you see the Employment Opportunities? LOL

Employment Opportunities
Pets or Food currently has the following positions available. Please email you resume with no attachments to hr@petsorfood.com if you are interested in applying.

Job Title: Cat Wrangler
Description: Manage, feed and maintain waste facilities for Pets or Food's free range organic cat herds. The ideal candidate will be good with animals, but able to resist forming emotional bonds with any of the animals in their charge. High school education preferred, but not required. Applicants with a previous record of animal abuse will not be considered. This job is located in Gainsville Florida. Please refer to Job ID# CWGF034

[William Terrell]

'Bout time somebody started looking at sacred cows with steaks in mind.

[krissy]

I did try to order a live Chihuahua. This is the mail i got back. I am a little freaked out that a dog is gonna arrive. I just ordered yesterday so I will post back and tell you all what happens. I X'ed out my city and last name for safety reasons. Read Message Previous Next | Close From : Save to Address Book | To : Subject : Your PETSorFOOD.com Order Date : Thu, 12 Aug 2004 13:42:52 -0700 Move message to...InboxJunk MailTrash [ Printable Version ] Thank you for your order. Pets or Food™ ships over 30,000 tons of animals across the US every year. Our goal is to make sure that every customer is delighted with their new pet or their Pet Ready to Eat™ order! Order Number : 1013 Placed : 08/12/2004 13:42:49 PDT Ship To: KRISSY XXXXXXXX KRBRG@NETZERO.COM 000-000-0000 262 Arborview Drive xxxxxxxx,missouri Code Name Quantity Price/Ea. Total -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------- C Chihuahua 1 $5.95 $5.95 LOR: Live Shipping: AnimEx: $15.00 COD Charge: $10.00 Sales Tax: $0.00 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------- Total: $30.95