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Posted on 06/04/2002 10:34:59 AM PDT by Ed_NYC
I found the link to this page on the TechTV site. Please let me know what you think. IMHO this is not funny at all.
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TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: inhumane; sick
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To: mc5cents; dighton
To: jellybean
meow
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posted on
06/04/2002 12:36:59 PM PDT
by
mc5cents
To: toupsie
When I asked my host what I was eatingFirst rule when traveling in the Far East, DON'T ASK WHAT YOU'RE EATING!!!
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posted on
06/04/2002 12:38:05 PM PDT
by
dawn53
To: henbane; Ed_NYC
Hmmm... Zwibel, CEO of P.R.E.
T. Herman Zweibel, Publisher of The Onion
Coincidence?? I think not.
To: Ed_NYC
Save me some of that spotted owl, that's good eatin'
To: general_re
Mmmmm.Sweet and Sour Koala Loaf!
My Favorite. With Grilled Baby Seal as an appetizer.
What? You want to just to throw good food away after skinning them?
a.cricket
To: Ed_NYC
Sorry,
I thought that it was absolutely hilarious!! God, I am still laughing!! BOOKMARKED that puppy!! ROFLMAO!!!
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posted on
06/04/2002 12:53:22 PM PDT
by
Aric2000
To: Ed_NYC
"
....kitty livers with onion marmalade!"ROTFLMAO!!!!
To: Ed_NYC
Fliling under: "People who have entirely too much time on their hands."
To: Texaggie79
Thanks!....
LMAO at this....
To: Eagle Eye
I saw this awhile ago.....
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posted on
06/04/2002 2:10:17 PM PDT
by
Sungirl
To: Ed_NYC; Darth Sidious
![](http://www.sensesofcinema.com/images/obrother.gif)
Care for some gopher?
To: Ed_NYC
A friend of mine kept a box of "Spotted Owl Helper" on his desk...
--Boris
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posted on
06/04/2002 6:46:38 PM PDT
by
boris
To: Ed_NYC
I ordered up a side of Baby Golden Retreiver. I assume the site is real because it just took my VISA card information. I'll report back and let everybody know how it was.
To: Ed_NYC
As an animal lover I have to say
MY GOSH THAT WAS FUNNY ;')
What a well done site. And if you read the bio you notice he started as an animal disposal technician at a local "humane" society. This is really a rather subtle dig at our irresponsible tendency to just dump our little "friends" whenever it is convenient. Of course, when they get to the "humane" society we don't Really know what's going to happen to them. Sure we don't (If they're lucky they'll get the needle instead of the decompression chamber.)
Of course, if you were to actually do the humane thing with a pet you couldn't keep and took it out in the yard and shot it quickly, instead of it languishing in a shelter wondering what where you were, the "humane" society would be after you. But it's so much easier to let someone else take care of your problems.
To: SamAdams76
Isn't this all in
BAD TASTE!
To: bloggerjohn
Does this product have the Good Housekeeping "Seal"??? parsy the purist.
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posted on
06/04/2002 7:02:50 PM PDT
by
parsifal
To: jimt, all
It is a good joke. Did you see the Employment Opportunities? LOL
Employment Opportunities
Pets or Food currently has the following positions available. Please email you resume with no attachments to hr@petsorfood.com if you are interested in applying.
Job Title: Cat Wrangler
Description: Manage, feed and maintain waste facilities for Pets or Food's free range organic cat herds. The ideal candidate will be good with animals, but able to resist forming emotional bonds with any of the animals in their charge. High school education preferred, but not required. Applicants with a previous record of animal abuse will not be considered. This job is located in Gainsville Florida. Please refer to Job ID# CWGF034
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posted on
06/04/2002 8:00:25 PM PDT
by
Ed_NYC
To: Ed_NYC
'Bout time somebody started looking at sacred cows with steaks in mind.
To: plinker's2sense
I did try to order a live Chihuahua. This is the mail i got back. I am a little freaked out that a dog is gonna arrive. I just ordered yesterday so I will post back and tell you all what happens. I X'ed out my city and last name for safety reasons. Read Message Previous Next | Close From : Save to Address Book | To : Subject : Your PETSorFOOD.com Order Date : Thu, 12 Aug 2004 13:42:52 -0700 Move message to...InboxJunk MailTrash [ Printable Version ] Thank you for your order. Pets or Food ships over 30,000 tons of animals across the US every year. Our goal is to make sure that every customer is delighted with their new pet or their Pet Ready to Eat order! Order Number : 1013 Placed : 08/12/2004 13:42:49 PDT Ship To: KRISSY XXXXXXXX KRBRG@NETZERO.COM 000-000-0000 262 Arborview Drive xxxxxxxx,missouri Code Name Quantity Price/Ea. Total -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------- C Chihuahua 1 $5.95 $5.95 LOR: Live Shipping: AnimEx: $15.00 COD Charge: $10.00 Sales Tax: $0.00 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------- Total: $30.95
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posted on
08/13/2004 1:48:15 PM PDT
by
krissy
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