Posted on 06/04/2002 10:34:59 AM PDT by Ed_NYC
I found the link to this page on the TechTV site. Please let me know what you think. IMHO this is not funny at all.
New Born Golden Retriever Bourguignon
Yield: 4 servings
5 medium onions sliced
2 ts shortening
1 Ts salt
1/2 Ts crushed thyme
1 1/2 tb flour
1 1/2 c red burgundy
1/2 lb fresh mushrooms
1 new born golden retriever (ready to eat)
1/2 Ts crushed marjoram
1/8 Ts pepper
3/4 c beef stock
Cook and stir onions and mushrooms in hot shortening until onions are tender, drain on paper towels.
Brown meat in same skillet, add more shortening as necessary. Remove from heat. Sprinkle seasonings over the retriever. Mix flour and retriever stock, pour into skillet. Heat to boiling, stirring constantly. Boil 1 minute. Stir in burgundy. Cover, simmer until retriever is tender, 1 1/2 to 2 hours.
The liquid should always just cover the meat. (If necessary, add a little more bouillon and burgundy - 1 part bouillon to 2 parts burgundy.) Gently stir in onions and mushrooms, cook uncovered 15 minutes, or until heated through.
It is funny, but it's also absurd. Just as the use of the initials: PETA, refering to People Eating Tasty Animals is absurd.
What did Rush Limbaugh used to say about illustrating absurdity by being even more absurd (or something like that)?
Sites like this point out the absurdity of the animal rights movement and it's placing the welfare of animals above Mankind, because, they believe the evolutionist faith, that man is just an evolved animal.
The man explained to the judge that he was really hungry and that's why he had done it, and the judge had mercy on the man and dismissed the charges.
But before he left the court the judge wanted to ask one thing of the man. He motioned for him to come close to the bench and asked, "Tell me, what did that condor taste like?"
To which the man replied, "Well, it's sort of hard to say. But I'd say it tasted like a cross between a bald eagle and a spotted owl."
That's still one of my favorite websites.
I sent it to my sister in law in South Africa... she's a dedicated, one might even say rabid cat lover.
She was NOT amused. I am a baaaad man!
"Many of my clients would like to have squab or cornish game hen at their wedding receptions but can't afford it. Pets or Food's low prices on Ready to Eat parakeet dinners is a great low cost alternative for brides planning their weddings on a budget! No one knows they're not eating squab!"
Penny Priddy
Wedding Planner
Franklin Alabama
Trust me, Ed. It's a joke.
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