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Thank Your Lawyer National Month
Victims of Law ^ | 3/10/02 | Zarade

Posted on 03/10/2002 9:19:13 AM PST by Beata

Send a Thank you Bill to your Lawyer - National Attorneys Month 2002

Thank you Lawyer Month is a program to thank selected attorneys for taking resources previously responsible to pay your electricity and grocery bills.

Thanks to your Lawyer, you don't have to worry about those bills anymore! You simply can't pay them, because you're paying for the Esquire's new horse & outdoor - heated olympic-size swimming pool.

Thank you Lawyer Month is:
March 2002 through March 2012 [end-times]
The program is concurrent with the National Thank your Justice Month & Millennium period.

Dear Lawyer,

Your firm is the center of monetary sensory depravation in your community.
During National Attorneys Month, the American Victims-of-Law Association invites your firm to participate in the Thank you Lawyer Month program - a new-nation wide event to highlight and celebrate Lawyers activities and schemes and "defeat stories made possible through the support of selected clients and their very last dollars".

We realize that thanking your Lawyer, by paying his bill, is something you may already be doing on a regular basis. In establishing a Thank You Lawyer Month, we are asking you to band together with millions of Victims across the country to generate media attention on a national scale.

You should invite elected officials, the community, the media, and supporters and other Victims to meet people who have malefited from your Lawyer's defense. Get your board of trustees, friends group, and public supporters involved as early as possible. (They can help you get the elected official there and work with you to improve the day's presentation.) 

Good infamous publicity increases awareness and builds support among the general public, government decision-makers and other supporting organizations, and likely legal services users. 

Thank you! to all Lawyers, now owners of my own Social Security retirement funds. 

"Very truly yours" (not)

Victim-of-Law

ps.:
sample Thank You letter

Dear Mr. (his/hers Esquireness' name) Lawyer:

Enclosed please find a final billing with regard to your handling of my matter.
If you have any questions, do not hesitate to call me.

Date/Slip             Description             Hours/Rate     Amount            Total
1997/2002           Long-suffering       60,000           $150,000.000   4 mil
                            Legal-Abuse         $495/hr 
                            Syndrome             (why not)

TOTAL BILLABLE TIME CHARGES 60,000
TOTAL NEW CHARGES More than you can pay
BANKRUPTCY HOTLINE: 1-800-MOMMA-SAVE-ME-FROM-THEM-SHARKS



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1 posted on 03/10/2002 9:19:13 AM PST by Beata
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To: Beata
Hahaha!
2 posted on 03/10/2002 9:32:57 AM PST by I_Love_My_Husband
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To: Beata
I have a few I could send these to asap.
3 posted on 03/10/2002 9:41:59 AM PST by My Favorite Headache
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To: Beata
LOL and O.J. dares cry broke.
4 posted on 03/10/2002 9:43:35 AM PST by TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!
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To: Beata
Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5 posted on 03/10/2002 9:46:10 AM PST by Arthur McGowan
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To: Beata
Very good (and fairly accurate),

Check out the chronicles at www.Overlawyered.com if you want more unintended black humor in news from the corrupt and evil lawyer industry.

6 posted on 03/10/2002 9:48:42 AM PST by TheGoodDoc
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To: Beata
LOL
7 posted on 03/10/2002 9:49:01 AM PST by anymouse
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To: Arthur McGowan
On that note: How is a lawyer like a sperm cell?

Answer: The chances are one in a billion it might ever be a human being,

8 posted on 03/10/2002 9:50:23 AM PST by TheGoodDoc
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To: cholerajoe; dubyaismypresident; one_particular_harbour; hobbes1; rikastrom
OPH is much more in need of thanking than i, so please send all of your kudos his way.....
9 posted on 03/10/2002 9:51:58 AM PST by xsmommy
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To: Beata
I don't have a lawyer. Never had one. Whew!
10 posted on 03/10/2002 9:53:44 AM PST by ValerieUSA
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To: Beata
Do you know what they call a thousand lawyers on the bottom of the ocean?---A good start.
11 posted on 03/10/2002 10:03:45 AM PST by Texbob
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To: Texbob
How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Answer: Cut the rope the posse just hung the b*st*rd with.

12 posted on 03/10/2002 10:06:21 AM PST by TheGoodDoc
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To: TheGoodDoc
Check out the chronicles at www.Overlawyered.com if you want more unintended black humor in news from the corrupt and evil lawyer industry.

You are giving corrupt and evil people a bad name by associating them with lawyers, FCOL. LOL!

13 posted on 03/10/2002 10:09:21 AM PST by The_Media_never_lie
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To: TheGoodDoc
"Black Humor"? Is that a RACIST STATEMENT??? Where is Johnny Cochran, I'll sue, I'll sue.

"Thank you Shiftyattorney.com, when I saw that racist post on that Free Republic website, My lawyer told me that I could get me a million dollars. Now, I'm a millionaire, and so is my Lawyer! Thanks SHiftyAttorney.com!"

What you've read is a crackpot testimonial, of someone who could potentially sue your butt for an innocent jibe.

"Jibe? Is that a Racist Statment??? I'll Sue, I'll SUE AGAIN!"

Yet another reason why we need lawyers to keep us safe. Not only can they sue us, but they can also protect us from frivolous lawsuits. A good lawyer is hard to find. A good liar, isn't. Remember kids, it's not the lawyer or the judge, it's the jury who can make the fudge.

"Fudge? Fudge" Is that another politically incorrect remark? Are you saying that since the majority of fudge is brown, that people who aren't white make mistakes? I'll Sue I'll Sue you for defamation of character, and I'll have my lawyer toss in a hate crime!"- Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Louis Farrakhan, with Johnny Cochran in a perfect liberal world.

You see folks, this is our future. With the lawyers, and the liberals in charge, nobody will be safe. This is why thank your lawyer month is so profound. You see, it's because of Lawyers that the End Times draw nearer. So really it's a mixed blessing. Sure the apocolypse is near, but hey, the good news is that evil doesn't win.

14 posted on 03/10/2002 10:09:44 AM PST by MadRobotArtist
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To: Beata
We never had to have a lawyer until about four years ago...so it was our very first experience...We had to get a lawyer, because the insurance firm which insured the driver who hit and killed my husbands father with his truck would not pay one cent...my husbands father, by the way, was a pedestrian, crossing the street, and was mowed down and killed...the insurance company said that my husbands dad caused his own death, because he dared to have a few beers, at a local bar, and then walk home...

So we had no choice but to get a lawyer, and this was something we were not happy about, always hearing such bad things about lawyers

However, four years later, and much agony in the process, the lawyer got the insurance company to pay up 95% of their insured drivers liability ceiling dollar amount..of course we did not get that 95% but had to pay the lawyer his 1/3 contingency, which in this case was only fair

I dont blame the lawyer at all, he did the work, he fought with the insurance company, he deserved the money...

The one I am angry at is the insurance company...they were rude to my husband, condescending as could be, and really just plain nasty...I am baffled that they refused to pay the claim, right in the beginning, and made us go through a lot, and certainly they wasted a lot of time and money fighting this case, which they wound up losing to the max...

When this suit was finally settled, I asked the lawyer why didnt the insurance company do the right thing in the first place and just pay the claim...the lawyer said that in all his 30+ years of being a lawyer, he seldom has seen an insurance company do the right thing...

Of course, that keeps him in business, no doubt...All I know is, in this case the lawyer did his job, won our case, kept us informed at all times of what was going on, and as far as I know never cheated us...some may quibble about his fee of 1/3 of the award, but hey, thats the standard going rate...

I trust lawyers now, more than I would trust an insurance company...

15 posted on 03/10/2002 10:09:48 AM PST by andysandmikesmom
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To: Beata;thegooddoc
I've already done my part, sued 35 lawyers for alleged racketeering including one that would eventually be touted as a possible replacement for Louis Freeh, Director of the FBI.

LOL !!!!!!!!!

One of the largest law firms I sued was forced to retain some of the best criminal defense attorneys and law firms (also most expensive)in the U.S. to defend their firm against the alleged racketeering charges brought by a pro se (self representation)litigant who had no legal or financial resources.

LOL !!!!!!!

16 posted on 03/10/2002 10:25:18 AM PST by Donald Stone
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To: Beata
I was rearended in a car accident on 3/1/02. By 3/8/02, I had received letters from no less than twenty law firms and chiropractors. One lawyer was also a chiropractor! LOL!
17 posted on 03/10/2002 10:30:37 AM PST by wimpycat
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To: Beata
Quit whining. Most everyone who loses a case (and there are losers in every case) hates their lawyer afterward. If you have a legitimate beef, then file a complaint with the State Bar. Unlike most other professionals, these Bar organizations are filled with leftist bureaucrats who delight in ruining successful lawyers (who make them feel like losers who have wasted their own law degrees.) It hasn't happened to me, but I have seen it regularly. Other states may differ.

Meanwhile, it was lawyers who founded this country, and I see many today who are fighting for your freedoms (often with little or no compensation) in ways that should make any freeper proud.

Those who openly hate people who have success and knowledge are saying more about themselves than those they hate.

Granted, most lawyers, like most of any group of workers, aren't particularly good at what they do, and might hold views that we find repugnant.

18 posted on 03/10/2002 11:04:49 AM PST by Atlas Sneezed
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To: TheGoodDoc
What's brown and black and looks good on an attorney?

A doberman

19 posted on 03/10/2002 11:13:35 AM PST by SoDak
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To: xsmommy
Thanks xsshyster :-)
20 posted on 03/10/2002 11:25:42 AM PST by NeoCaveman
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