Posted on 03/10/2002 9:19:13 AM PST by Beata
Send a Thank you Bill to your Lawyer - National Attorneys Month 2002
Thank you Lawyer Month is a program to thank selected attorneys for taking resources previously responsible to pay your electricity and grocery bills.
Thanks to your Lawyer, you don't have to worry about those bills anymore! You simply can't pay them, because you're paying for the Esquire's new horse & outdoor - heated olympic-size swimming pool.
Thank you Lawyer Month is:
March 2002 through March 2012 [end-times]
The program is concurrent with the National Thank your Justice Month & Millennium period.
Dear Lawyer,
Your firm is the center of monetary sensory depravation in your community.
During National Attorneys Month, the American Victims-of-Law Association invites your firm to participate in the Thank you Lawyer Month program - a new-nation wide event to highlight and celebrate Lawyers activities and schemes and "defeat stories made possible through the support of selected clients and their very last dollars".
We realize that thanking your Lawyer, by paying his bill, is something you may already be doing on a regular basis. In establishing a Thank You Lawyer Month, we are asking you to band together with millions of Victims across the country to generate media attention on a national scale.
You should invite elected officials, the community, the media, and supporters and other Victims to meet people who have malefited from your Lawyer's defense. Get your board of trustees, friends group, and public supporters involved as early as possible. (They can help you get the elected official there and work with you to improve the day's presentation.)
Good infamous publicity increases awareness and builds support among the general public, government decision-makers and other supporting organizations, and likely legal services users.
Thank you! to all Lawyers, now owners of my own Social Security retirement funds.
"Very truly yours" (not)
Victim-of-Law
ps.:
sample Thank You letter
Dear Mr. (his/hers Esquireness' name) Lawyer:
Enclosed please find a final billing with regard to your handling of my matter.
If you have any questions, do not hesitate to call me.
Date/Slip Description Hours/Rate Amount Total
1997/2002 Long-suffering 60,000 $150,000.000 4 mil
Legal-Abuse $495/hr
Syndrome (why not)
TOTAL BILLABLE TIME CHARGES 60,000
TOTAL NEW CHARGES More than you can pay
BANKRUPTCY HOTLINE: 1-800-MOMMA-SAVE-ME-FROM-THEM-SHARKS
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Answer: The chances are one in a billion it might ever be a human being,
Answer: Cut the rope the posse just hung the b*st*rd with.
You are giving corrupt and evil people a bad name by associating them with lawyers, FCOL. LOL!
"Thank you Shiftyattorney.com, when I saw that racist post on that Free Republic website, My lawyer told me that I could get me a million dollars. Now, I'm a millionaire, and so is my Lawyer! Thanks SHiftyAttorney.com!"
What you've read is a crackpot testimonial, of someone who could potentially sue your butt for an innocent jibe.
"Jibe? Is that a Racist Statment??? I'll Sue, I'll SUE AGAIN!"
Yet another reason why we need lawyers to keep us safe. Not only can they sue us, but they can also protect us from frivolous lawsuits. A good lawyer is hard to find. A good liar, isn't. Remember kids, it's not the lawyer or the judge, it's the jury who can make the fudge.
"Fudge? Fudge" Is that another politically incorrect remark? Are you saying that since the majority of fudge is brown, that people who aren't white make mistakes? I'll Sue I'll Sue you for defamation of character, and I'll have my lawyer toss in a hate crime!"- Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Louis Farrakhan, with Johnny Cochran in a perfect liberal world.
You see folks, this is our future. With the lawyers, and the liberals in charge, nobody will be safe. This is why thank your lawyer month is so profound. You see, it's because of Lawyers that the End Times draw nearer. So really it's a mixed blessing. Sure the apocolypse is near, but hey, the good news is that evil doesn't win.
So we had no choice but to get a lawyer, and this was something we were not happy about, always hearing such bad things about lawyers
However, four years later, and much agony in the process, the lawyer got the insurance company to pay up 95% of their insured drivers liability ceiling dollar amount..of course we did not get that 95% but had to pay the lawyer his 1/3 contingency, which in this case was only fair
I dont blame the lawyer at all, he did the work, he fought with the insurance company, he deserved the money...
The one I am angry at is the insurance company...they were rude to my husband, condescending as could be, and really just plain nasty...I am baffled that they refused to pay the claim, right in the beginning, and made us go through a lot, and certainly they wasted a lot of time and money fighting this case, which they wound up losing to the max...
When this suit was finally settled, I asked the lawyer why didnt the insurance company do the right thing in the first place and just pay the claim...the lawyer said that in all his 30+ years of being a lawyer, he seldom has seen an insurance company do the right thing...
Of course, that keeps him in business, no doubt...All I know is, in this case the lawyer did his job, won our case, kept us informed at all times of what was going on, and as far as I know never cheated us...some may quibble about his fee of 1/3 of the award, but hey, thats the standard going rate...
I trust lawyers now, more than I would trust an insurance company...
LOL !!!!!!!!!
One of the largest law firms I sued was forced to retain some of the best criminal defense attorneys and law firms (also most expensive)in the U.S. to defend their firm against the alleged racketeering charges brought by a pro se (self representation)litigant who had no legal or financial resources.
LOL !!!!!!!
Meanwhile, it was lawyers who founded this country, and I see many today who are fighting for your freedoms (often with little or no compensation) in ways that should make any freeper proud.
Those who openly hate people who have success and knowledge are saying more about themselves than those they hate.
Granted, most lawyers, like most of any group of workers, aren't particularly good at what they do, and might hold views that we find repugnant.
A doberman
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