"Thank you Shiftyattorney.com, when I saw that racist post on that Free Republic website, My lawyer told me that I could get me a million dollars. Now, I'm a millionaire, and so is my Lawyer! Thanks SHiftyAttorney.com!"
What you've read is a crackpot testimonial, of someone who could potentially sue your butt for an innocent jibe.
"Jibe? Is that a Racist Statment??? I'll Sue, I'll SUE AGAIN!"
Yet another reason why we need lawyers to keep us safe. Not only can they sue us, but they can also protect us from frivolous lawsuits. A good lawyer is hard to find. A good liar, isn't. Remember kids, it's not the lawyer or the judge, it's the jury who can make the fudge.
"Fudge? Fudge" Is that another politically incorrect remark? Are you saying that since the majority of fudge is brown, that people who aren't white make mistakes? I'll Sue I'll Sue you for defamation of character, and I'll have my lawyer toss in a hate crime!"- Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Louis Farrakhan, with Johnny Cochran in a perfect liberal world.
You see folks, this is our future. With the lawyers, and the liberals in charge, nobody will be safe. This is why thank your lawyer month is so profound. You see, it's because of Lawyers that the End Times draw nearer. So really it's a mixed blessing. Sure the apocolypse is near, but hey, the good news is that evil doesn't win.