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Clinton's weed-whacker: Gary Aldrich reveals Bush uses chainsaw instead
WorldNetDaily.com ^ | Thursday, January 3, 2002 | Gary Aldrich

Posted on 01/03/2002 12:17:10 AM PST by JohnHuang2

I used to think that any fool would know the difference between an FBI investigation and a real U.S. military action, but that's before the Clinton administration. Eight years of Bill and Hillary Clinton forever changed my views about the political world.

I used to think liberals were interesting, and in a way entertaining. Today I have concluded that if they're in power, they're dangerous to the national security. But even more dangerous are the ignorant citizens who vote for liberal policies. Why? Because they are "used" by dishonest politicians seeking to move a flawed and failed agenda forward.

There were many lessons along the way that should have changed my "Pollyanna" views about the general level of intelligence of our average citizens. For example, my FBI cases usually ended up in courtroom battles, and the make-up of the average jury pool should have alerted me that there are a lot of "picnics" out there shy a couple of sandwiches.

I mean, folks on most juries – the ones who are not excused because they have "lives" – know more about soap operas and MTV than how to deal with terrorists. But, on the other hand, the U.S. government is paid big tax bucks to handle "threats foreign and domestic," so who can blame jurists who haven't a clue about major issues of the day?

Actually, that's not entirely fair to the people who are called to serve on juries. Defense attorneys are notorious for seeking the dumbest jurists they can find in the jury pool. That a few intelligent, normal people survive the cut to go on to be jury forepersons is miraculous, considering how badly the deck is stacked against the prosecutors in our criminal "injustice" system.

OK, let's assume the 40 percent of us who vote – but are clueless – are willing to learn and could benefit from some rudimentary education about the differences between liberals and conservatives. After more than 30 years in government service, much of it around politicians, this is what I have learned – and maybe you can pass this on to a Liberal friend or relative:

Liberals love symbolism and good intentions, but they don't care much about solving problems, as long as some effort is made. Because liberals don't require real solutions, they have learned how to "create" a crisis where none exists because they know they will never be expected to solve any. Liberals also brag endlessly about their efforts to solve problems, and they're always "working so hard on the people's behalf," and especially "for the children."

The crisis du jour demonizes their political enemies, propels their political agenda, and keeps them in power … which is their real agenda.

On the other hand, conservatives are problem solvers and if there's a real problem, they'll eventually solve it. But, conservatives are too slow to claim credit, especially when they enjoy large victories. That's because conservatives don't like to brag.

Conservatives hate meetings and "process" and they are not good at attending endless conferences where nothing is decided, but where everyone gets a chance to pontificate. Liberals, in contrast, live for such useless and time-consuming meetings.

I never met a real conservative who didn't have "ants in the pants." Conservatives are impatient to solve real problems. Why? So that they can get on to the next problem, of course.

Liberals, however, have their "hands in your pants"… to get your money. They've also had their slimy hands in the pants of too many young interns, if Ted Kennedy, Clinton and Condit are typical of liberals.

Let me use Bill Clinton and terrorism as a real-time example to underscore important differences between liberals and conservatives. Recent articles in two of our most liberal newspapers attempt to catalog Clinton's efforts to fight terrorism by describing endless, meaningless conferences where terrorist activities and possible solutions were talked – or I should say lawyered – to death. But as we now know, nothing much was actually done.

The Washington Post went so far as to call this liberal exercise, "Clinton's war on terrorism." They totally ignore the fact that before George W. Bush coined the phrase, nobody had even heard about a "War on Terrorism." Any half-brain knows Bill Clinton only had an "Investigation on Terrorism" – and there is a big difference.

Recall that every time Osama bin Laden attacked our nation, Bill Clinton called Janet Reno and had her send some FBI agents out to investigate. Even when the attack was launched on foreign soil against our State Department, or our U.S. Navy, Clinton had Reno send the FBI.

Here's an analogy: Let's say that there is a tree in the forest that needs to be cut down. Your choice of tools will either be a weed-whacker or a chain saw. Of course, the weed-whacker symbolizes the FBI, whereas the chain saw represents the U.S. Department of Defense.

Now, if you attack the offending tree with that weed-whacker, it will take many years to cut it down – and maybe while you're trying, the tree will fall on you. But, if you're "slick" enough, the tree will fall on the poor chump who comes after you.

Of course, the weed-whacker is the safer choice, because chain saws are dangerous – they can backlash. A liberal will choose the safer tool every time – because they can appear to be doing something – and if they're lucky, the tree will not fall on them. Even if it does, they can always blame somebody or something else, such as the owner of the forest, or the manufacturer of the weed-whacker.

Conservatives know that if you pick up that chain saw and get right to work on that tree, within a very short time you'll hear, "Timber!" The truth that liberals don't want you to know is when Osama bin Laden sent his terrorists to attack the USS Cole – and killed 17 U.S. sailors – Clinton once again ran to his tool shed and grabbed his weed-whacker.

A real U.S. president would've oiled up his biggest chain saw, and he would not have spent a lot of time talking about what had to be done next.

And that's exactly what happened. That real president's name is George W. Bush. Any questions?


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TOPICS: Editorial; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: aldrich; chainsaw; garyaldrich; weedwhacker
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To: JohnHuang2
bttt
21 posted on 01/03/2002 5:56:19 AM PST by 1Old Pro
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To: JohnHuang2
Thanks for posting this. It is a great article.
22 posted on 01/03/2002 6:00:05 AM PST by kassie
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To: JohnHuang2
I'll have to disagree with Mr. Aldrich on one thing, with all due respect, or maybe this is just expanding on what he says: "liberals" invent crises in order to expand their power via yet another government program to deal with the supposed crises.
23 posted on 01/03/2002 6:00:35 AM PST by jejones
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To: JohnHuang2
Thanks for the ping! This is great and needs wide circulation! B2K, the Bush Yahoo Group from the election that is getting ready to for 2002/2004, will be getting this shortly!
24 posted on 01/03/2002 6:05:04 AM PST by PhiKapMom
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To: JohnHuang2
Bump and bookmark...this piece is superbly-reasoned.

FReegards...MUD

25 posted on 01/03/2002 6:12:29 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: JohnHuang2
I enjoy Aldrich's POV, fed tho' he may be. Thanks for posting it.
26 posted on 01/03/2002 6:18:03 AM PST by Wm Bach
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To: JohnHuang2
Conservatives hate meetings and "process" and they are not good at attending endless conferences where nothing is decided, but where everyone gets a chance to pontificate. Liberals, in contrast, live for such useless and time-consuming meetings.

Sounds like my place of business, where I am the only conservative.

27 posted on 01/03/2002 6:18:09 AM PST by dead
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To: JohnHuang2
to be jury forepersons is miraculous,

Gary complains about liberal policies and then goes on to use the PC-word "foreperson"?
28 posted on 01/03/2002 6:20:13 AM PST by aruanan
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To: JohnHuang2
Thanks for this ping. Do you ever sleep?

We met Aldrich in Dallas. Interesting man with very interesting information.

29 posted on 01/03/2002 6:27:46 AM PST by Commonsense
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To: JohnHuang2
Way to go, Gary!!!!!!
30 posted on 01/03/2002 6:28:17 AM PST by Freedom'sWorthIt
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To: JohnHuang2
Gary Aldrich has it right once again.
31 posted on 01/03/2002 6:50:16 AM PST by Gritty
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To: JohnHuang2
I agree!
32 posted on 01/03/2002 7:03:53 AM PST by Alamo-Girl
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To: Commonsense
Do you ever sleep?

hmmmm....what is that? hehehe

33 posted on 01/03/2002 7:06:38 AM PST by JohnHuang2
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To: dead
Sounds like my place of business, where I am the only conservative.

LOL

34 posted on 01/03/2002 7:07:18 AM PST by JohnHuang2
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Ah, thank ya John, I love, and I mean LOVE conservative men. They have not forgotten how to be men, shun whimpy, empty good intentions and instead DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE SITUATION AT HAND, and don't need to take a popularity poll to figure exactly how to proceed!!!!!! Why is it so many liberals are such pansies?

When I see Daschle and the rest of the ninny liberals spouting feel good words while working to undermine real action, I just THANK GOD for making conservatives who understand that the path to hell is paved with good intentions. Action is what is required, and I'm so glad our leader has that chainsaw (literally in his case-LOL) well in hand! GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!

35 posted on 01/03/2002 7:08:09 AM PST by Republic
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To: PhiKapMom;kassie
You're welcome
36 posted on 01/03/2002 7:08:51 AM PST by JohnHuang2
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To: JohnHuang2
BUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
37 posted on 01/03/2002 7:11:18 AM PST by Unicorn
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To: JohnHuang2
BUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
38 posted on 01/03/2002 7:11:29 AM PST by Unicorn
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To: JohnHuang2
But even more dangerous are the ignorant citizens who vote for liberal policies. Why? Because they are "used" by dishonest politicians seeking to move a flawed and failed agenda forward.

Nice snag JH2.

Aldrich gets it. I make it a point of arguement when discussing politics with the liberal rank-and-file. There is a valley of difference between the the leadership of the Democratic party and the Dem/Lib voter. The leadership is loaded with leftists, which are the nearest thing to a communist.

If you look at the electioneering of Al Gore and his horde, you can see the case in point. They leftists subverted and broke the laws and constitution which are designed to help and protect the common man. Yet, they will always argue that they only want to help the working people.

39 posted on 01/03/2002 7:25:10 AM PST by VRW Conspirator
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To: JohnHuang2
By the headline, I thought Gary was going to be discussing something small and bent.
40 posted on 01/03/2002 7:31:40 AM PST by doug from upland
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