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Signs You're Eating in the Al Gore Family Restaurant
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Posted on 11/30/2001 7:49:17 AM PST by FanofW
Signs You're Eating in the Al Gore Family Restaurant
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
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To: FanofW
Plaque outside identifies restaurant as being the inspiration behind Truman Capote's Breakfast at Tiffany's.
To: Paul Atreides
You're #14 was brilliant. Bravo!
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posted on
11/30/2001 8:43:45 AM PST
by
EODGUY
To: FanofW
The proprietor just loves a heavy Tipper.
To: FanofW
He invented grits!
To: FanofW
At other restaurants you order Chinese; here the Chinese give the orders.
To: FanofW
Rouge, complex hair preparations and fashion magazines are supplied in the restroom. I don't know what he put in the women's restroom.
46
posted on
11/30/2001 8:48:25 AM PST
by
EODGUY
To: Physicist
The winner!
47
posted on
11/30/2001 8:48:38 AM PST
by
Andyman
To: FanofW
Antonin Scalia always gets seated by the slamming kitchen door.
48
posted on
11/30/2001 8:49:18 AM PST
by
Drawsing
To: kachina
WHAT toilets?
To: Physicist
You've got that one right! Never quite could figure out if he was lying or if he was lying.
To: Drawsing
Larry Klayman has his own table where he eyeballs whom to sue next.
To: Phantom Lord
Some one needs to do a parody of Arlo Guthrie's "Alice's restaurant" and make it into "Algore's Restaurant"
To: Phantom Lord
Have any brave souls ventured over to DU to see what those wackjobs have to say about Algore's restaurant claim? You may want to pay them a visit. This should be fun, at least while it lasts.
To: Carol-HuTex
Relax, Carol - try the de-caf once in a while.
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posted on
11/30/2001 9:03:39 AM PST
by
Psalm 73
To: TonyInOhio; Darth Reagan
Here is the DU thread on Algore the restaurantuer...
Click here for DU thread
All of 2 replies. And not a single one questioning his honesty. I say, let em have it!
To: anniegetyourgun
Here's another one:
56
posted on
11/30/2001 9:14:24 AM PST
by
Howlin
To: FanofW
Jerry Nadler is there permanently cowing down on the 'pork' buffet
To: FanofW
Why are you bringing me a cheeseburger?
I know I ordered a cheeseburger, but I intended to order a turkey club.
Isn't the intent of the customer what is important?
58
posted on
11/30/2001 9:29:20 AM PST
by
gridlock
To: FanofW
59
posted on
11/30/2001 9:29:30 AM PST
by
Rocky
To: gridlock
How about:
11. All the waitstaff are wearing earth tones and elevator shoes.
or
11. No waitresses are available, because they are in the back room furiously re-tabulating a bill from last November.
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posted on
11/30/2001 9:31:23 AM PST
by
gridlock
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