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Signs You're Eating in the Al Gore Family Restaurant
DailyWonkLists.com ^ | Nov. 30/01 | DailyWonkLists.com

Posted on 11/30/2001 7:49:17 AM PST by FanofW

Signs You're Eating in the Al Gore Family Restaurant


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Hilarious!!!
1 posted on 11/30/2001 7:49:17 AM PST by FanofW
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To: FanofW
Welcome to FR - that is funny!
2 posted on 11/30/2001 7:53:09 AM PST by anniegetyourgun
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To: anniegetyourgun
Thanks! I just found this site recently and love it!
3 posted on 11/30/2001 7:54:24 AM PST by FanofW
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To: FanofW
Mortimer Snerd Stew is on Tuesday Menu.
4 posted on 11/30/2001 7:56:32 AM PST by Uncle George
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To: FanofW
Signs You're Eating in the Al Gore Family Restaurant...Auh.. like when your teeth fall out ?
5 posted on 11/30/2001 7:59:45 AM PST by exmoor
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To: anniegetyourgun
I ate there. Everytime the waitress brought me the bill I asked her to recount it. My son was disenfranchised because they burned his toast, and I really INTENDED to order just coffee and not the omlette they tried to charge me for.
6 posted on 11/30/2001 8:00:17 AM PST by wny
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To: FanofW
#14 The head waiter is really a politician and is only waiting tables until he can win an election.
7 posted on 11/30/2001 8:00:17 AM PST by Stentor
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To: FanofW
Ptomaine? Algore invented ptomaine!
8 posted on 11/30/2001 8:00:34 AM PST by Billthedrill
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To: FanofW
#14. All tips are deposited in the "lockbox".
9 posted on 11/30/2001 8:01:34 AM PST by buccaneer81
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To: wny
#6 - ROFL!
10 posted on 11/30/2001 8:01:52 AM PST by anniegetyourgun
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To: Uncle George
Where ordering Norwood-Dingleberry pie is always a risky scheme!
11 posted on 11/30/2001 8:03:30 AM PST by anniegetyourgun
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To: FanofW
#15: Despite advertisements to the contrary, there's not actually any food available (Al got to it before the place opened).
12 posted on 11/30/2001 8:04:24 AM PST by alancarp
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To: FanofW
11. Everything has all the flavor and zest of a pressed handkerchief and there is no salt on the tables.

12. The specialty of the house is tongue.

13. The luncheon special is Kneepaddy melt with Chaddar cheese.

14. A catheter accompanies all orders of iced tea.

15. A 75% gratuity is placed on plates of military personnel and they must eat in the alley.

13 posted on 11/30/2001 8:04:35 AM PST by Paul Atreides
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To: FanofW
I give 'em my hits, but there is still something that keeps me from viewing their page. Can anybody post the list?

My own submission:

14. Salt and Pepper shakers are labeled "Dingell" and "Norwood"

14 posted on 11/30/2001 8:04:56 AM PST by gridlock
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To: Stentor
The roof leaks and the toilets don't work.
15 posted on 11/30/2001 8:05:12 AM PST by kachina
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To: buccaneer81
#14. All tips are deposited in the "lockbox".

#15. Exotic menu add-on:
"Don't forget to try our Hsi Lai Buddhist Temple Tarts. Just $5,000 a dozen!"

16 posted on 11/30/2001 8:05:54 AM PST by bwteim
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To: FanofW
bump
17 posted on 11/30/2001 8:06:43 AM PST by Alas
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To: FanofW
Welcome to the family! ping.
19 posted on 11/30/2001 8:08:56 AM PST by gopsue
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