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Signs You're Eating in the Al Gore Family Restaurant
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Posted on 11/30/2001 7:49:17 AM PST by FanofW
Signs You're Eating in the Al Gore Family Restaurant
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Hilarious!!!
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posted on
11/30/2001 7:49:17 AM PST
by
FanofW
To: FanofW
Welcome to FR - that is funny!
To: anniegetyourgun
Thanks! I just found this site recently and love it!
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posted on
11/30/2001 7:54:24 AM PST
by
FanofW
To: FanofW
Mortimer Snerd Stew is on Tuesday Menu.
To: FanofW
Signs You're Eating in the Al Gore Family Restaurant...Auh.. like when your teeth fall out ?
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posted on
11/30/2001 7:59:45 AM PST
by
exmoor
To: anniegetyourgun
I ate there. Everytime the waitress brought me the bill I asked her to recount it. My son was disenfranchised because they burned his toast, and I really INTENDED to order just coffee and not the omlette they tried to charge me for.
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posted on
11/30/2001 8:00:17 AM PST
by
wny
To: FanofW
#14 The head waiter is really a politician and is only waiting tables until he can win an election.
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posted on
11/30/2001 8:00:17 AM PST
by
Stentor
To: FanofW
Ptomaine? Algore invented ptomaine!
To: FanofW
#14. All tips are deposited in the "lockbox".
To: wny
#6 - ROFL!
To: Uncle George
Where ordering Norwood-Dingleberry pie is always a risky scheme!
To: FanofW
#15: Despite advertisements to the contrary, there's not actually any food available (Al got to it before the place opened).
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posted on
11/30/2001 8:04:24 AM PST
by
alancarp
To: FanofW
11. Everything has all the flavor and zest of a pressed handkerchief and there is no salt on the tables.
12. The specialty of the house is tongue.
13. The luncheon special is Kneepaddy melt with Chaddar cheese.
14. A catheter accompanies all orders of iced tea.
15. A 75% gratuity is placed on plates of military personnel and they must eat in the alley.
To: FanofW
I give 'em my hits, but there is still something that keeps me from viewing their page. Can anybody post the list?
My own submission:
14. Salt and Pepper shakers are labeled "Dingell" and "Norwood"
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posted on
11/30/2001 8:04:56 AM PST
by
gridlock
To: Stentor
The roof leaks and the toilets don't work.
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posted on
11/30/2001 8:05:12 AM PST
by
kachina
To: buccaneer81
#14. All tips are deposited in the "lockbox". #15. Exotic menu add-on:
"Don't forget to try our Hsi Lai Buddhist Temple Tarts. Just $5,000 a dozen!"
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posted on
11/30/2001 8:05:54 AM PST
by
bwteim
To: FanofW
bump
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posted on
11/30/2001 8:06:43 AM PST
by
Alas
Comment #18 Removed by Moderator
To: FanofW
Welcome to the family! ping.
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posted on
11/30/2001 8:08:56 AM PST
by
gopsue
Comment #20 Removed by Moderator
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