Posted on 11/26/2001 9:13:15 AM PST by Phantom Lord
Alright, this is a total vanity. I didn't post it under "Breaking News" so relax.
My mother and aunts have been pestering my wife and I about when we are going to have children. Lately, we have taken to coming up with the worst possible names for babies and telling them we are considering names first. Well, they get real upset with some of them and even get angry with us for even considering them.
My mother in law is coming down for Christmas and it is inevitable that when she, my mother, and my aunts get together they will gang up on us about having kids. So, what I need from my fellow FReepers is a good list of really bad baby names to suggest to them as names we are considering. You help and creativity is greatly appreciated.
Oh, the last name is Terwilliger if that helps at all.
How 'bout Kareem of Wheat?
Named after a kids' game.
Frodo
Bilbo
Meriadoc (Merry)
Peregrin (Pippin)
Aragorn
Legolas
Boromir
Strider
Galadriel
Celeborn
Elrond
Gandalf
Denethor
Theoden (I actually like that one)
Saruman
Sauron
Gimli
Samwise
Gollum
Smeagol
Homer (Max Power): There's three ways to do things. The right way, the wrong way AND the Max Power way.
Bart: Um, dad, isn't that just the wrong way?
Homer: Yeah, but a lot faster.
Life is tough enough without having this kind of stuff to deal with.
Hey, don't you have some physics-type stuff to do today? 8^)
Horace or Gladys, particularly if you pronounce the last syllable "ass".
Geraldo.
Hortense. Brunhilda. And my favorite name for a fat woman - Flotilla.
Willard Terwilliger.
Jesus (even if you pronounce it in Spanish).
Blaise. Arturo. DiCaprio.
Many years ago, the Eagles had a runner named Po James. When asked how he got the name, Po said "because when I was born, that's what we was - po."
And if you're still stuck - two easy hints: Go to the NOAA website and look up hurricane names. Or go to the local stripper bar and listen to the DJ introduce the (ahem) dancers. Little baby Exotica will hate you for it.
Boutros Boutros Terwilliger
Newfart Homey Terwilliger
I guess Taschonda Taschonda Twerwilleger or TeSchlonga TeSchlonga (for a strapping young boy) are spoken for???
Named my son Jack. How's that?
I actually know kids with those names... scary!
Worst with Terwilliger:
Willie/Millie/Billie
Wanda
Gertie
Chastity
Torvald
Birdie
Nellie
Lillith
Buster (as in 'She does that again, I'm gonna Buster Terwilliger!')
Caesar (see under 'Buster')
Tiger
"Best" all around: Snert
Once saw a guy in a phone book named Guido Cat. And it was on this very forum I learned that Johnnie Cochran's brother was named Ralonzo Phelectron. You wish I was making this up.
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