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......., you might be a Clinton
The Arrakis Street Journal
| November 19, 2001
| Paul Atreides
Posted on 11/19/2001 2:37:22 PM PST by Paul Atreides
On a thread located at Laura Bush Zings Hillary ,I posted how funny it would be if Jeff Foxworthy did a take on his "You might be a redneck" routine, only changed to "You might be a Clinton". It has blossomed into some very funny posts by several Freepers! Check them out and come back and add your own!
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: hillary; x42
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To: Paul Atreides
You might be a Clinton if you expose yourself to women your daughters age.....and the word crooked takes on a whole new meaning.
61
posted on
11/19/2001 4:54:41 PM PST
by
SSN558
To: Alamo-Girl; backhoe
If you like to say "Just kill 'em," regarding certain friends, enemies, and people who know too much, YMBAC.
If you keep getting messed up salutes from the military and don't even know it, YMBAC.
62
posted on
11/19/2001 5:02:18 PM PST
by
YepYep
To: Paul Atreides
If you think PORN MOVIES ARE TRADITIONAL FAMILY VALUES MOVIES!!!!! ROFL
To: Paul Atreides
If you were elected to the highest office in the United States,
and all you did was thoroughly humiliate the country, then you
are most likely a Clinton.
To: AngrySpud
If you have a daughter and think INCEST IS LEGAL... YOU MIGHT BE A CLINTON!!!!!
To: SlickWillard
#55 is very funny!
66
posted on
11/19/2001 5:06:04 PM PST
by
JMJ333
To: Paul Atreides
If Will Rogers wouldn't like you...you might be a Clinton.
If your daughter has no hope of marriage because every guy she meets is her half-brother...you might be a Clinton.
If you feel people's pain (as well as their boobs, thighs, and buns,) you might be a Clinton.
67
posted on
11/19/2001 5:08:17 PM PST
by
Nea Wood
To: Paul Atreides; SlickWillard
Hell...if you made Ivan Boesky look good....
Or if you educated the nation about Arkansas land deals...YMBAC
68
posted on
11/19/2001 5:10:39 PM PST
by
JMJ333
To: sweetliberty
If Lucretzia Borgia has more class than your "wife"(???????) Then you MUST BE A CLINTON!!!!!
To: Diogenesis
They are our own Taliban in the US.
70
posted on
11/19/2001 5:12:31 PM PST
by
Lady GOP
To: gcruse
If you've prostituted yerself all over Europe to earn a dime..
71
posted on
11/19/2001 5:14:30 PM PST
by
Happygal
To: Ragtime Cowgirl
If your eternal shameful legacy, is that pile of rubble in South Manhattan --- then you might be a Clinton.
To: 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub
If you think Class HAS TO EQUATE WITH LARRY FLYNT THEN YOU HAVE TO BE A CLINTON!!!!!
To: SlickWillard
if you throughly abuse the United States, the white house, embarass the nation and then have the Slime to come out and say that you could do better than your honest predessesor.. Then you may be a Clinton.
To: AngrySpud
If you're the most "powerful man in the world" but still have to toss off in your secretary's sink,.....you just might be......
To: Paul Atreides
If your sixteen year old daughter's girl friend looks like a possible date then you might be a klinton.
If Buddy your dog looks like a possible Saturday night hotty then you might be a klinton.
76
posted on
11/19/2001 5:26:22 PM PST
by
Lucky2
To: Paul Atreides
You Win, HANDS DOWN! ROTFL!
To: Paul Atreides
If your Presidential Library has an "Adults Only" section...
To: Paul Atreides
If you are sooooo screwed up that a petrified decomposed mummy sexually excites you, TUMBAC.
![](http://www.parascope.com/articles/slips/clinton.jpg)
"You know, if I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out,"
Clinton said. "That's a good-looking mummy."
To: Diogenesis
If you're told your Bill and Hillarys kid,but look like Web Hubbel........
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