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......., you might be a Clinton
The Arrakis Street Journal | November 19, 2001 | Paul Atreides

Posted on 11/19/2001 2:37:22 PM PST by Paul Atreides

On a thread located at Laura Bush Zings Hillary ,I posted how funny it would be if Jeff Foxworthy did a take on his "You might be a redneck" routine, only changed to "You might be a Clinton". It has blossomed into some very funny posts by several Freepers! Check them out and come back and add your own!


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: hillary; x42
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To: Paul Atreides
You might be a clintbilly if you stole WH treasures upon vacating the premises.

You might be a clintbilly if you REGISTERED for gifts for your new homes upon vacating the WH.

You might be a clintbilly if you only own ONE snaggly black pantsuit.

21 posted on 11/19/2001 3:27:03 PM PST by mombonn
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To: Paul Atreides
If there is a black pants suit standing in your closet you just might be a clinton.
22 posted on 11/19/2001 3:28:15 PM PST by babyfreep
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To: Paul Atreides
If you've seen more exotic places on other peoples' money than a high priced call girl, you might be a Clinton.
23 posted on 11/19/2001 3:32:05 PM PST by sweetliberty
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To: Paul Atreides
Prediction for this thread: 750 replys. Maybe more. I can't wait to read every one.
24 posted on 11/19/2001 3:33:57 PM PST by Semper911
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To: sweetliberty
Or...

If you've seen more exotic places on other peoples' money with a high priced call girl, you might be a clinton.

25 posted on 11/19/2001 3:34:32 PM PST by babyfreep
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To: Paul Atreides
Going to bookmark this thread for sure. :-)
26 posted on 11/19/2001 3:36:26 PM PST by asneditor
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To: Semper911
If you can laugh and cry at the same time, you might be a Clinton.

If you can listen to Maya Angelou with a straight face, you might be a Clinton. <p

27 posted on 11/19/2001 3:37:00 PM PST by Paul Atreides
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To: Paul Atreides
If your name translates:

CLINTON = CLINTON

then you are a Clinton.

28 posted on 11/19/2001 3:37:03 PM PST by Diogenesis
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To: Paul Atreides
Ok, here goes... You may be a Clinton if your only fashion statement is (peyuu) Ole Crusty with the obligatory sweater draped about the neck.
29 posted on 11/19/2001 3:37:42 PM PST by moodymare
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To: Paul Atreides
If you can get elected President of the United States and simultaneously
not be able to get a security clearnace of ANY KIND, you might be a Clinton.
30 posted on 11/19/2001 3:41:00 PM PST by Slyfox
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To: moodymare
LOL! I thought people quit that sweater-draping in the 80s!!

How about: If you have over eight million dollars but wear only one outfit for every occasion, you might be a Clinton.

31 posted on 11/19/2001 3:42:07 PM PST by Paul Atreides
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To: Paul Atreides
If you are the new "star" (geraldo) on Fox and you STILL (last week!) insist that "it was just about sex"
......., you might be a Clinton
32 posted on 11/19/2001 3:42:17 PM PST by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
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To: Paul Atreides
If you believe the Secret Service's job is to carry your personal port-a-potty through Communist China, you might be a Clinton.

If you believe you're wiser than God, you might be a Clinton.

If you believe that other peoples' children should listen to you instead of their parents, you might be a Clinton.

If you believe that talking about a problem equals fixing a problem, you might be a Clinton.

If you believe that high tech equipment with military applications should be reviewed by the Commerce Dept., and NOT the Defense Dept., you may be a Clinton.

33 posted on 11/19/2001 3:43:53 PM PST by Ragtime Cowgirl
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To: moodymare
If the toilet paper ya use has a print of the United States Constitution on it...

If ya call Laura Bush "tacky" for refusing to put your special condom-ornament on the White House Christmas tree...

If you've had more one-night stands than 'conjugal dates' with your wife...

34 posted on 11/19/2001 3:48:11 PM PST by jla
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To: Paul Atreides
LOL, Yeah, I like that one! That'll work! She must be one STRANGE woman.
35 posted on 11/19/2001 3:50:57 PM PST by moodymare
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To: Ragtime Cowgirl
If your picture appears next to the word "Hutzpah" in the dictionary, you might be a Clinton.
36 posted on 11/19/2001 3:56:24 PM PST by Paul Atreides
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To: Paul Atreides
If your dictionary only contains the words me, myself, and I, you might be a Clinton. (^:
37 posted on 11/19/2001 3:59:13 PM PST by Ragtime Cowgirl
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To: Paul Atreides
If you think that everything is a "crisis" [as in health care crisis, deficit crisis, drug price crisis, gridlock crisis, hand gun crisis, greed and selfishness crisis, and...a crisis of meaning!]...you might be a clinton. :)
38 posted on 11/19/2001 4:01:02 PM PST by JMJ333
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To: Ragtime Cowgirl
If you think of the Kennedys as role models, you might be a Clinton.
39 posted on 11/19/2001 4:01:17 PM PST by Paul Atreides
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To: Ragtime Cowgirl
You might be one if you can't tell the difference between oral sex and perjury, even if you're a lawyer.....
40 posted on 11/19/2001 4:01:32 PM PST by Malcolm
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