[Paul Atreides]

If you can laugh and cry at the same time, you might be a Clinton.

If you can listen to Maya Angelou with a straight face, you might be a Clinton. <p

[Ragtime Cowgirl]

If you believe the Secret Service's job is to carry your personal port-a-potty through Communist China, you might be a Clinton.

If you believe you're wiser than God, you might be a Clinton.

If you believe that other peoples' children should listen to you instead of their parents, you might be a Clinton.

If you believe that talking about a problem equals fixing a problem, you might be a Clinton.

If you believe that high tech equipment with military applications should be reviewed by the Commerce Dept., and NOT the Defense Dept., you may be a Clinton.