......., you might be a Clinton

The Arrakis Street Journal | November 19, 2001 | Paul Atreides

[Paul Atreides]

On a thread located at Laura Bush Zings Hillary ,I posted how funny it would be if Jeff Foxworthy did a take on his "You might be a redneck" routine, only changed to "You might be a Clinton". It has blossomed into some very funny posts by several Freepers! Check them out and come back and add your own!

[mombonn]

You might be a clintbilly if you stole WH treasures upon vacating the premises.

You might be a clintbilly if you REGISTERED for gifts for your new homes upon vacating the WH.

You might be a clintbilly if you only own ONE snaggly black pantsuit.

[babyfreep]

If there is a black pants suit standing in your closet you just might be a clinton.

[sweetliberty]

If you've seen more exotic places on other peoples' money than a high priced call girl, you might be a Clinton.

[Semper911]

Prediction for this thread: 750 replys. Maybe more. I can't wait to read every one.

[babyfreep]

Or...

If you've seen more exotic places on other peoples' money with a high priced call girl, you might be a clinton.

[asneditor]

Going to bookmark this thread for sure. :-)

[Paul Atreides]

If you can laugh and cry at the same time, you might be a Clinton.

If you can listen to Maya Angelou with a straight face, you might be a Clinton. <p

[Diogenesis]

If your name translates:

CLINTON = CLINTON

then you are a Clinton.

[moodymare]

Ok, here goes... You may be a Clinton if your only fashion statement is (peyuu) Ole Crusty with the obligatory sweater draped about the neck.

[Slyfox]

If you can get elected President of the United States and simultaneously
not be able to get a security clearnace of ANY KIND, you might be a Clinton.

[Paul Atreides]

LOL! I thought people quit that sweater-draping in the 80s!!

How about: If you have over eight million dollars but wear only one outfit for every occasion, you might be a Clinton.

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

If you are the new "star" (geraldo) on Fox and you STILL (last week!) insist that "it was just about sex"
......., you might be a Clinton

[Ragtime Cowgirl]

If you believe the Secret Service's job is to carry your personal port-a-potty through Communist China, you might be a Clinton.

If you believe you're wiser than God, you might be a Clinton.

If you believe that other peoples' children should listen to you instead of their parents, you might be a Clinton.

If you believe that talking about a problem equals fixing a problem, you might be a Clinton.

If you believe that high tech equipment with military applications should be reviewed by the Commerce Dept., and NOT the Defense Dept., you may be a Clinton.

[jla]

If the toilet paper ya use has a print of the United States Constitution on it...

If ya call Laura Bush "tacky" for refusing to put your special condom-ornament on the White House Christmas tree...

If you've had more one-night stands than 'conjugal dates' with your wife...

[moodymare]

LOL, Yeah, I like that one! That'll work! She must be one STRANGE woman.

[Paul Atreides]

If your picture appears next to the word "Hutzpah" in the dictionary, you might be a Clinton.

[Ragtime Cowgirl]

If your dictionary only contains the words me, myself, and I, you might be a Clinton. (^:

[JMJ333]

If you think that everything is a "crisis" [as in health care crisis, deficit crisis, drug price crisis, gridlock crisis, hand gun crisis, greed and selfishness crisis, and...a crisis of meaning!]...you might be a clinton. :)

[Paul Atreides]

If you think of the Kennedys as role models, you might be a Clinton.

[Malcolm]

You might be one if you can't tell the difference between oral sex and perjury, even if you're a lawyer.....