......., you might be a Clinton

The Arrakis Street Journal | November 19, 2001 | Paul Atreides

[Paul Atreides]

On a thread located at Laura Bush Zings Hillary ,I posted how funny it would be if Jeff Foxworthy did a take on his "You might be a redneck" routine, only changed to "You might be a Clinton". It has blossomed into some very funny posts by several Freepers! Check them out and come back and add your own!

[SSN558]

You might be a Clinton if you expose yourself to women your daughters age.....and the word crooked takes on a whole new meaning.

[YepYep]

If you like to say "Just kill 'em," regarding certain friends, enemies, and people who know too much, YMBAC.

If you keep getting messed up salutes from the military and don't even know it, YMBAC.

[Roger_W_Isom]

If you think PORN MOVIES ARE TRADITIONAL FAMILY VALUES MOVIES!!!!! ROFL

[Diogenesis]

If you were elected to the highest office in the United States,
and all you did was thoroughly humiliate the country, then you
are most likely a Clinton.

[Roger_W_Isom]

If you have a daughter and think INCEST IS LEGAL... YOU MIGHT BE A CLINTON!!!!!

[JMJ333]

#55 is very funny!

[Nea Wood]

If Will Rogers wouldn't like you...you might be a Clinton.

If your daughter has no hope of marriage because every guy she meets is her half-brother...you might be a Clinton.

If you feel people's pain (as well as their boobs, thighs, and buns,) you might be a Clinton.

[JMJ333]

Hell...if you made Ivan Boesky look good....

Or if you educated the nation about Arkansas land deals...YMBAC

[Roger_W_Isom]

If Lucretzia Borgia has more class than your "wife"(???????) Then you MUST BE A CLINTON!!!!!

[Lady GOP]

They are our own Taliban in the US.

[Happygal]

If you've prostituted yerself all over Europe to earn a dime..

[river rat]

If your eternal shameful legacy, is that pile of rubble in South Manhattan --- then you might be a Clinton.

[Roger_W_Isom]

If you think Class HAS TO EQUATE WITH LARRY FLYNT THEN YOU HAVE TO BE A CLINTON!!!!!

[katherineisgreat]

if you throughly abuse the United States, the white house, embarass the nation and then have the Slime to come out and say that you could do better than your honest predessesor.. Then you may be a Clinton.

[ErnBatavia]

If you're the most "powerful man in the world" but still have to toss off in your secretary's sink,.....you just might be......

[Lucky2]

If your sixteen year old daughter's girl friend looks like a possible date then you might be a klinton.
If Buddy your dog looks like a possible Saturday night hotty then you might be a klinton.

[ladyinred]

You Win, HANDS DOWN! ROTFL!

[white rose]

If your Presidential Library has an "Adults Only" section...

[Diogenesis]

If you are sooooo screwed up that a petrified decomposed mummy sexually excites you, TUMBAC.

"You know, if I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out,"
Clinton said. "That's a good-looking mummy."

[cardinal4]

If you're told your Bill and Hillarys kid,but look like Web Hubbel........