Posted on 11/16/2001 1:21:02 PM PST by Libloather
Monday November 12 10:18 AM ET
Ancient Tablets Offer Beer Primer
DAMASCUS, Syria (AP) - A Syrian-Belgian-British archaeological mission unearthed 3,800-year-old Babylonian beer-making instructions on cuneiform tablets at a dig in northern Syria.
Abdel-Massih Baghdo, director of the Hassakeh Archaeological Department, told The Associated Press in a telephone call that the 92 tablets were found in the 14th layer of Tell Shagher, a site just north of Hassakeh. He said the tablets showed beer-making methods and tallied quantities of beer produced and distributed in the region.''
Hassakeh, 400 miles northeast of Damascus, is known these days for its wheat production.
Maybe some car magazines also
And receipts from Hooters - Ur of the Chaldeas location
And an Hezzekiah-Do list

 Ancient beer bump!
 Lazmatazabunezzer's ancient sister was bitten by a petrified cheese once.

Researchers duplicate Midas Golden Grog
http://www.coopsmaps.com/beer/ninkasa.html
The Hymn to Ninkasi, Goddess of Beer, inscribed on a nineteenth-century B.C. tablet, contains a recipe for Sumerian beer.)
Translation by Miguel Civil
 Borne of the flowing water (...) 
 Tenderly cared for by the Ninhursag, 
 Borne of the flowing water (...) 
 Tenderly cared for by the Ninhursag, 
 
 Having founded your town by the sacred lake, 
 She finished its great walls for you, 
 Ninkasi, having founded your town by the sacred lake, 
 She finished its great walls for you 
 
 Your father is Enki, Lord Nidimmud, 
 Your mother is Ninti, the queen of the sacred lake, 
 Ninkasi, Your father is Enki, Lord Nidimmud, 
 Your mother is Ninti, the queen of the sacred lake. 
 
 You are the one who handles the dough, 
 [and] with a big shovel, 
 Mixing in a pit, the bappir with sweet aromatics, 
 Ninkasi, You are the one who handles 
 the dough, [and] with a big shovel, 
 Mixing in a pit, the bappir with [date]-honey. 
 
 You are the one who bakes the bappir 
 in the big oven, 
 Puts in order the piles of hulled grains, 
 Ninkasi, you are the one who bakes 
 the bappir in the big oven, 
 Puts in order the piles of hulled grains, 
 
 You are the one who waters the malt 
 set on the ground, 
 The noble dogs keep away even the potentates, 
 Ninkasi, you are the one who waters the malt 
 set on the ground, 
 The noble dogs keep away even the potentates. 
 
 You are the one who soaks the malt in a jar 
 The waves rise, the waves fall. 
 Ninkasi, you are the one who soaks 
 the malt in a jar 
 The waves rise, the waves fall. 
 
 You are the one who spreads the cooked 
 mash on large reed mats, 
 Coolness overcomes. 
 Ninkasi, you are the one who spreads 
 the cooked mash on large reed mats, 
 Coolness overcomes. 
 
 You are the one who holds with both hands 
 the great sweet wort, 
 Brewing [it] with honey and wine 
 (You the sweet wort to the vessel) 
 Ninkasi, (...) 
 (You the sweet wort to the vessel) 
 
 The filtering vat, which makes 
 a pleasant sound, 
 You place appropriately on [top of] 
 a large collector vat. 
 Ninkasi, the filtering vat, 
 which makes a pleasant sound, 
 You place appropriately on [top of] 
 a large collector vat. 
 
 When you pour out the filtered beer 
 of the collector vat, 
 It is [like] the onrush of 
 Tigris and Euphrates. 
 Ninkasi, you are the one who pours out the 
 filtered beer of the collector vat, 
 It is [like] the onrush of 
 Tigris and Euphrates.
 LOL
NO, someone said Beer Can Chicken.

 Although for Thanksgiving I would upgrade to one of those huge Sapporo cans.
Woah. Those folks knew how to par-tay!
It is [like] the onrush of Tigris and Euphrates.
Genuine Draft does that to me...
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