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I want to build my own MAN what's the best???? (vanity)
ME | November 15, 2001 | Me

Posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:51 PM PST by Neets

I want to build my own MAN. What's the best....and where are the best sites or places to get things???? I want the best of everything in HIM.....


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To: OneidaM
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61 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:57 PM PST by Fred25
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To: ken5050
A rought time??? HAHAHAHAHAH,,,the sure are stinking!!!
62 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:57 PM PST by Neets
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To: Bitwhacker
1. Must like to discuss everything;
2. Must be able to take the blame for everything;
3. Must be able to show his sensitive side;
4. And must NOT laugh at anything Oprah says...

Those men are commonly referred to as gay!

63 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:57 PM PST by uglybiker
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To: OneidaM
We know a certain library where you can pick up some... uh... parts. (Spares too if ya need 'em! All kinds of colors, glaze finish...)
65 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:57 PM PST by Redcloak
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To: illstillbe
...And..

...if he can speak Klingon AND/OR Romulan fluently...

...or if he still has cell phone/pager/calculator strapped to his belt...

...or if he thinks French Riviera is where they make that car these days...

...or if he has an air hockey or pool table where his dining room table ought to be...

...then you probably don't want him...
66 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:57 PM PST by Bitwhacker
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To: OneidaM
Hey john, that link in #8 is the reason I'm building my own.

I'm dying of curiosity--when I click it says "bad request"--??? "is that all there is"?

67 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:57 PM PST by proud American in Canada
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To: Argh
you've obviously never had.......better not go there. LOL
68 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:57 PM PST by is_is
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To: Texaggie79
You got the basic formula right, except for two things.

It's actually my mom and dad, and the date is May 10, 1977.

69 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:57 PM PST by StoneColdGOP
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To: uglybiker
To quote Seinfeld: Not that there's anything wrong with it...HAHAHAHA!!!
70 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:58 PM PST by Bitwhacker
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To: OneidaM
My, oh my, but aren't you a particular one.

You want a man:

Who may not be the most moral man in the world, but who believes in and trusts God and knows that God listens to and answers prayers as He sees best.

Who may not be the best father in the world, but who knows that solid moral values must be imparted to your children.

Who may not be the most intelligent guy on earth, but who has consistent and sound judgement.

Who may not be the best lover in the world, but who wants to please you and understands that two hours is the minimum amount of time required for proper love-making.

Who may not be the handsomest man in the world, but who makes the most of his God-given appearance, and doesn't abuse his God-given body.

Where do you find him? In your heart.

71 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:58 PM PST by be-baw
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To: proud American in Canada
Hey john, that link in #8 is the reason I'm building my own.

I'm dying of curiosity--when I click it says "bad request"--??? "is that all there is"?

GAWWWWWWWWWD, I HOPE NOT!!!!!!!!!

72 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:58 PM PST by Neets
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To: OneidaM; innocentbystander
Sex in the morning
Sunrays bouncing on bodies.
New day, new passions.

Make sure he can compose a sexy haiku.....still thinking about that poem, "innocent"...

73 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:58 PM PST by proud American in Canada
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To: uglybiker
A poem in keeping with your line of thinking.

The perfect man is gentle
Never cruel or mean
He has a beautiful smile
And keeps his face so clean.
The perfect man likes children
And will raise them by your side
He will be a good father
As well as a good husband to his bride
The perfect man loves cooking
Cleaning and vacuuming too
He'll do anything in his power
To convey his feelings of love on to you.
The perfect man is sweet
Writing poetry from your name
He's a best friend to your mother
And kisses away your pain.
He never has made you cry
Or hurt you in any way
To hell with this endless poem
The perfect man is gay.

74 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:58 PM PST by OWK
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To: Bitwhacker
..or if he still has cell phone/pager/calculator strapped to his belt...

Hey! I resemble that remark.

/john

75 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:58 PM PST by JRandomFreeper
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To: innocentbystander; OneidaM
Re #64: wow, you're already here.... I hardly had time to compose my reply! LOL! :)
76 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:58 PM PST by proud American in Canada
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To: is_is
You're right, being male, I haven't. I should have put a smiley face at the end of my attempted joke.
77 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:58 PM PST by Argh
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To: Dog; OneidaM
Look no further ....I am available.......and have my own power tools!

Watch out for Dog ... he's trying to mislead you. He doesn't have a snow blower! I would insist on that ..... unless you're going to move to the sunny south with your new guy.

78 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:58 PM PST by kayak
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To: proud American in Canada
How about:

Wanna have sex?
Wanna have sex now?
Whaddaya mean you want dinner first?

How's that?
79 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:58 PM PST by Bitwhacker
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To: OneidaM
The best would already be made.. He would be God.. He would be Jesus!!!

Then he would be MY HUSBAND!!!

I'm not kidding either. A lot of my girlfriends over the years have said they wished they could clone him. But we are anti clone.. sigh!!!

The man is good lookin, treats me wonderful... LIKES to iron his own shirts, LOVES to cook and is a gourmet cook. Helps me in all things..and YES >>>>>> DOES WINDOWS (if need be). When I'm having a particularly hard time, he helps clean all aspects of the house,..and he still performs his Pilot duties with kodo's from his co-workers. He is an excellent Pilot.

He is nurturing.. as he has dealt with my health for YEARS.

I'm blessed...and I wish all women were!!!

OH!!! And he is an American HERO too.. he has saved lives. He was a medivac pilot in Nam. :o)

To top that all off.. he is a Christian!!!

I don't know how I got so lucky.. but it wasn't easy getting there. I had to go through a lot of bad apples before I found a peach :o)

80 posted on 11/16/2001 1:19:59 PM PST by Vets_Husband_and_Wife
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