Those men are commonly referred to as gay!
The perfect man is gentle
Never cruel or mean
He has a beautiful smile
And keeps his face so clean.
The perfect man likes children
And will raise them by your side
He will be a good father
As well as a good husband to his bride
The perfect man loves cooking
Cleaning and vacuuming too
He'll do anything in his power
To convey his feelings of love on to you.
The perfect man is sweet
Writing poetry from your name
He's a best friend to your mother
And kisses away your pain.
He never has made you cry
Or hurt you in any way
To hell with this endless poem
The perfect man is gay.
1. Must like to discuss everything;
2. Must be able to take the blame for everything;
3. Must be able to show his sensitive side;
4. And must NOT laugh at anything Oprah says...
Those men are commonly referred to as gay!
No, these rules are sound for all men, with some modifications:
1. Must be able to stay awake (or appear to) while his wife/girlfreind proceeds to discuss the same damn things over and over and over;
2. Must be able to take the blame for everything; (No modification. There's just no getting around this.)
3. Must be able to show his sensitive side even when it's not going to get him laid (immediately);
4. And must NOT laugh at anything Oprah says, or sit where she can see your eyes rolling...
ROFLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!