[Bitwhacker]

How about:

Wanna have sex?
Wanna have sex now?
Whaddaya mean you want dinner first?

How's that?

[proud American in Canada]

How about:
Wanna have sex?
Wanna have sex now?
Whaddaya mean you want dinner first?

How's that?

Wow! Very interesting.... Not quite sure how to reply to that one, especially being married & all.... :)
But I'd say you've got a future in ... poetry & such.