[Bitwhacker]

...And..

...if he can speak Klingon AND/OR Romulan fluently...

...or if he still has cell phone/pager/calculator strapped to his belt...

...or if he thinks French Riviera is where they make that car these days...

...or if he has an air hockey or pool table where his dining room table ought to be...

...then you probably don't want him...

[JRandomFreeper]

..or if he still has cell phone/pager/calculator strapped to his belt...

Hey! I resemble that remark.

/john

[illstillbe]

Gold
Bond
Powder

coupons on the fridge ...And those strung, wooden, bally cushion things on the driver's side of his Gremlin ...

All signs of a whole lot going nowhere ...

Then there are the those pesky fly-fishing lures under glass and proudly displayed in his TV room ... the time it took him to paint those pretty forest scenes on each lovingly preserved lure!!!