Time to Change the Secret Handshake!

vanity ^ | 10/31/01 | theDentist

[theDentist]

This is just a reminder. Tomorrow is (11/1/01) November 1st, 2001. That is the date in which all members of the VRWC (Vast Right Wing Conspiracy) must switch to the NEW Secret Handshake.

Folks, you've got to make sure that you learn the new Secrety Handshake ASAP. As time goes on, the Liberals will learn of it and be able to attend meetings and even obtain copies of the Minutes of the VRWC Meetings!

So contact your local Conservative Leadership and learn the Secret Handshake.

Remember, the conspiracy you save MAY be your OWN!

[BlueLancer]

Ah, you've made a mistake. This thread is for ABUSE!
ARGUMENT is the next thread down.

This thread is meant for MOOSE ABUSE ... or CABOOSE ABUSE ... or TALOUSE ABUSE ... JUICE ABUSE ...

Anyway, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH ALL OF THIS CHEESE? MY MOOSE LEFT ME for a POLISH POLAR BEAR, although I STILL have the RING, but I still HAVE ALL OF THIS CHEESE FOR THE RECEPTION!

[BlueLancer]

Ping ... ping ... ping

There go the elves again ... using those %$^#@*^& ball-peen hammers on stainless steel pots again.

Can't a fellow get any sleep around here?

Dighton! The Dentist! If I'm up ... everybody's up!

[Cyber Liberty]

Don't tell me I have to buy another Secret Decoder Ring. Rats.

[theDentist]

Ummmm... someone rang the alarm yesterday morning, but I ignored it per
Vast Right Wng Conspiracy rules because it went "Ping ... ping ... ping..."
instead of the secret alarm which sounds something like this:
"Ping...ping..... PonG.. ping....... pongPing... boop!!"

[Lewite]

You better watch out, I know it so well, Santa Claws is going to Hell!!!!

[BlueLancer]

I wasn't using the secret alarm ... I was using the super-secret stealth alarm. That's the one that causes everything EXCEPT the "pings" in the "Ping...ping..... PonG.. ping....... pongPing... boop" alarm to be invisible.

Weren't you not issued your seeing-ear dog to hear things that aren't there? Didn't you not see the unwritten alert that didn't tell you not to not draw your "bat-ear" accessory so that you can't not hear inaudible signals?

Get with the program, mister, or we'll have to recall your tin-foil hat!

[theDentist]

Weren't you not issued your seeing-ear dog to hear things that aren't there?

Oh, was that her function? Geez, now I feel even worse.
Sorry to report the dog was... barbequed. And I think I used the alert to ignite the fire.

I'll request a replacement.

[BlueLancer]

"I'll request a replacement."

I wish you guys wouldn't do stuff like that to me. I was laughing so uncontrollably, the judge sent the bailiff out of the courtroom to see what all of the noise was about.

I thought I was going to have a seizure, I was trying so hard to stifle it.

However, I did piddle on the floor. Luckily, the carpets provided by the government are that same color yellow anyway ... no one will notice.

[BlueLancer]

Or this one as well.

[clamper1797]

Or this one as well.

I'm sorry this is an old thread ... could you please refresh my memory ....

[Billthedrill]

Bump for great justice. This business where the password changes in mid-thread really @#$%^&^%$__+d9j54ps*rwc...

[Chemist_Geek]

After that you list slightly to starboard and shout 'Anchors Aweigh' (for Scuttlebutt's sake), polish the globe and anchor emblems of all Gyrenes aboard, check Fred's tow line for fraying, THEN you may...um..must..well..look lively and... (still trying to remember the new one here)

Grease the relative bearings! Yes, that's it.

[LadyX]

EGADS!!! Grease the relative bearings! Makes perfect sense!
(therefore too obvious)
That must be changed before Spring departure of ofMagog's new vessel.

Crew - shall we have a contest for the first secret password?
Per usual, oMmi will decide, and I will post it on the forum so you will have
a place to look it up when you forget it.
The winner will get an all expense paid shore leave at the first port call.
Scuttlebutt and razorback-bert will be disqualified from participation, however.
We all know what happened on the LAST journey!

Mon Capitan is wintering in his cabin in Vail.
My task is to keep this ragtag bunch of psychoceramics in 'Condition Ready' status.

(Pssst - Chemist_Geek! Wanna be shanghaied in case we lose one of the fellas?!
You might be better at concocting meals than Snow Bunny! - no offense, SB -
know you grow weary of the 1,074 ways to present Spam)

[ofMagog]

Back at the cabin, up the road from Telluride, waaaay up the mountain.

[Poohbah]

Grease the relative bearings!

While you're getting the relative bearing grease from supply, go pick me up a case of rotor wash.

[LadyX]

Those darned memory lapses!!
Yes - Telluride, Land of Phishbait!
Will endeavor to shape up before departure..:)))

(One if by land,
two if by sea;
PLEASE, Lord -
refresh my memory?)

[Snow Bunny]

giggle...I am not offended. tee hee.....I will do any job you all ask , just being a part of this is so special to me. Just keep me away from that Bouy Bob guy we met up with last summer. giggle

[michigander]

I will do any job you all ask

Wanna be assistant grog taster?
I've been experimenting with some new recipes.
Problem is, after the first glass, they all seem to taste the same. Go figure.

[Snow Bunny]

LOL.....sure, just so you know I am ok with one glass of wine but when I have two I get the giggles and if I have a third.... then it is Snow Bunny dancing on tables. tee hee.....is grog like wine?tee hee

(((((((((((((((( hug ))))))))))))))))

[michigander]

Yep. Grog's just like wine! Yeah, sure, honest! ;)