I wish you guys wouldn't do stuff like that to me. I was laughing so uncontrollably, the judge sent the bailiff out of the courtroom to see what all of the noise was about.
I thought I was going to have a seizure, I was trying so hard to stifle it.
However, I did piddle on the floor. Luckily, the carpets provided by the government are that same color yellow anyway ... no one will notice.