[BlueLancer]

I wasn't using the secret alarm ... I was using the super-secret stealth alarm. That's the one that causes everything EXCEPT the "pings" in the "Ping...ping..... PonG.. ping....... pongPing... boop" alarm to be invisible.

Weren't you not issued your seeing-ear dog to hear things that aren't there? Didn't you not see the unwritten alert that didn't tell you not to not draw your "bat-ear" accessory so that you can't not hear inaudible signals?

Get with the program, mister, or we'll have to recall your tin-foil hat!

[theDentist]

Weren't you not issued your seeing-ear dog to hear things that aren't there?

Oh, was that her function? Geez, now I feel even worse.
Sorry to report the dog was... barbequed. And I think I used the alert to ignite the fire.

I'll request a replacement.