Ummmm... someone rang the alarm yesterday morning, but I ignored it per
Vast Right Wng Conspiracy rules because it went "Ping ... ping ... ping..."
instead of the secret alarm which sounds something like this:
"Ping...ping..... PonG.. ping....... pongPing... boop!!"
I wasn't using the
secret alarm ... I was using the
super-secret stealth alarm. That's the one that causes everything EXCEPT the "pings" in the "Ping...ping..... PonG.. ping....... pongPing... boop" alarm to be invisible.
Weren't you not issued your seeing-ear dog to hear things that aren't there? Didn't you not see the unwritten alert that didn't tell you not to not draw your "bat-ear" accessory so that you can't not hear inaudible signals?
Get with the program, mister, or we'll have to recall your tin-foil hat!