Posted on 10/31/2001 6:02:58 AM PST by theDentist
This is just a reminder. Tomorrow is (11/1/01) November 1st, 2001. That is the date in which all members of the VRWC (Vast Right Wing Conspiracy) must switch to the NEW Secret Handshake.
Folks, you've got to make sure that you learn the new Secrety Handshake ASAP. As time goes on, the Liberals will learn of it and be able to attend meetings and even obtain copies of the Minutes of the VRWC Meetings!
So contact your local Conservative Leadership and learn the Secret Handshake.
Remember, the conspiracy you save MAY be your OWN!
This thread is meant for MOOSE ABUSE ... or CABOOSE ABUSE ... or TALOUSE ABUSE ... JUICE ABUSE ...
Anyway, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH ALL OF THIS CHEESE? MY MOOSE LEFT ME for a POLISH POLAR BEAR, although I STILL have the RING, but I still HAVE ALL OF THIS CHEESE FOR THE RECEPTION!
There go the elves again ... using those %$^#@*^& ball-peen hammers on stainless steel pots again.
Can't a fellow get any sleep around here?
Dighton! The Dentist! If I'm up ... everybody's up!
Weren't you not issued your seeing-ear dog to hear things that aren't there? Didn't you not see the unwritten alert that didn't tell you not to not draw your "bat-ear" accessory so that you can't not hear inaudible signals?
Get with the program, mister, or we'll have to recall your tin-foil hat!
Oh, was that her function? Geez, now I feel even worse.
Sorry to report the dog was... barbequed. And I think I used the alert to ignite the fire.
I'll request a replacement.
I wish you guys wouldn't do stuff like that to me. I was laughing so uncontrollably, the judge sent the bailiff out of the courtroom to see what all of the noise was about.
I thought I was going to have a seizure, I was trying so hard to stifle it.
However, I did piddle on the floor. Luckily, the carpets provided by the government are that same color yellow anyway ... no one will notice.
I'm sorry this is an old thread ... could you please refresh my memory ....
Grease the relative bearings! Yes, that's it.
Crew - shall we have a contest for the first secret password?
Per usual, oMmi will decide, and I will post it on the forum so you will have
a place to look it up when you forget it.
The winner will get an all expense paid shore leave at the first port call.
Scuttlebutt and razorback-bert will be disqualified from participation, however.
We all know what happened on the LAST journey!
Mon Capitan is wintering in his cabin in Vail.
My task is to keep this ragtag bunch of psychoceramics in 'Condition Ready' status.
(Pssst - Chemist_Geek! Wanna be shanghaied in case we lose one of the fellas?!
You might be better at concocting meals than Snow Bunny! - no offense, SB -
know you grow weary of the 1,074 ways to present Spam)
While you're getting the relative bearing grease from supply, go pick me up a case of rotor wash.
(One if by land,
two if by sea;
PLEASE, Lord -
refresh my memory?)
Wanna be assistant grog taster?
I've been experimenting with some new recipes.
Problem is, after the first glass, they all seem to taste the same. Go figure.
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