Osama Bin Laden Haiku Contest

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[Sir Gawain]

Ok, you don't win anything, but I thought it might be fun to make up some Haiku about Bin Laden, the Taliban, terrorists, or anything related.

Here's the rules:

3-short lines
no rhyme or metaphor
(17 syllables, 5-7-5)

I'll go first:

Bin Laden smiling
He hears a noise above
Pretty mushroom cloud

[massadvj]

Revenge is not Sweet

But Justice is called for now

Terminate vermin

[LeeMcCoy]

Osama laughing
Slaughter of innocents many
Hell waits with delight

[Dominus Vobiscum]

Run, Osama, Run
To the 7-11
High up in the sky

[hispanarepublicana]

America fights

Original or Crispy?

We stop at nothing

[dubyagee]

The extra syllable was worth it. Priceless.......

[Vigilanteman]

Bin Laden, the swine
wears a diaper on his head,
to hold shit for brains.

[dead]

Look out Osama!
The next pig we slaughter just
Might be your mama.

[Lancey Howard]

The new age satan

Osama bin Laden runs

From six-thousand ghosts.

[Anamensis]

Oh, that is GOOD!!!

[Anitius Severinus Boethius]

Great horrors await
Those who bring death and sorrow
Justice will be done

[Sir Gawain]

Uh oh, you made a rhyme. Try again.

[Rebelbase]

When Osama meets
His God, big suprise awaits
"No Virgins for You!"

[malakhi]

Gotta admit, I like yours. The last line particularly.

[parsifal]

Naturlich!

The white turban falls

Like snow on crimson roses

Covers oozing blood.

(You see, vengeance can be expressed with beauty, elegance, and grace!)

[Sir Gawain]

ROTFL!

[kevkrom]

Originally posted here:

Provocation by
Osama bin Laden will
Not go unanswered

Our response will be
Sent very shortly, coming
By B-52

Our million dollar
Missiles will not be flattening
Some ten dollar tents

Instead, we will take
The fight directly to you
And finish this now

Nukes are not needed
Lesser weapons will suffice
Like some fuel-air bombs

And when we are done
You're next, Saddam -- start looking
For a successor

[Silly]

"I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm
dead, I'm dead, I'm dead. Oops, I
crapped my pants! I'm dead!"

[freedombird]

Stupid Osama

Leaping before he had looked

Hears a noise--brown pants

[Dick Bachert]

See Usama run
Snarling dog who knows no shame
Will be roadkill soon.

[rintense]

I know I'm breaking the Haiku rules, but here's my Dr. Seuss tribute to Osama Bin Laden:

I do not like Osama Bin.
I do not like his ilk therein.

I do not like him on a boat
I do not like him with his goat.

I do not like him in our planes.
I do not like him in our trains.

I do not like him, Osama Bin
I do not like his bearded chin.

He will not make us fear the night.
He will not beat us in this fight.

He will not break our land of the free.
He will not take our liberty.

We do not like you, Osama Bin
We do not like your wrath of sin.

We will get rid of you and your kind.
We will get rid of your evil mind.

We will save the world from people like you.
We will scrape your remains
from the bottom of our shoes.

We do not like you, Osama Bin.
We do not like your ilk, therein.