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Osama Bin Laden Haiku Contest
http://cc.matsuyama-u.ac.jp/~shiki/Start-Writing.html ^ | me

Posted on 09/21/2001 8:02:18 AM PDT by Sir Gawain

Ok, you don't win anything, but I thought it might be fun to make up some Haiku about Bin Laden, the Taliban, terrorists, or anything related.

Here's the rules:

3-short lines
no rhyme or metaphor
(17 syllables, 5-7-5)

I'll go first:

Bin Laden smiling
He hears a noise above
Pretty mushroom cloud


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To: sirgawain
Revenge is not Sweet

But Justice is called for now

Terminate vermin

21 posted on 09/21/2001 8:17:24 AM PDT by massadvj
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To: sirgawain
Osama laughing
Slaughter of innocents many
Hell waits with delight
22 posted on 09/21/2001 8:17:43 AM PDT by LeeMcCoy
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To: sirgawain
Run, Osama, Run
To the 7-11
High up in the sky
23 posted on 09/21/2001 8:17:55 AM PDT by Dominus Vobiscum
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To: sirgawain
America fights

Original or Crispy?

We stop at nothing

24 posted on 09/21/2001 8:18:52 AM PDT by hispanarepublicana
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To: dirtboy
The extra syllable was worth it. Priceless.......
25 posted on 09/21/2001 8:19:13 AM PDT by dubyagee
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To: sirgawain
Bin Laden, the swine
wears a diaper on his head,
to hold shit for brains.
26 posted on 09/21/2001 8:19:18 AM PDT by Vigilanteman
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To: sirgawain
Look out Osama!
The next pig we slaughter just
Might be your mama.
27 posted on 09/21/2001 8:20:56 AM PDT by dead
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To: sirgawain
The new age satan

Osama bin Laden runs

From six-thousand ghosts.

28 posted on 09/21/2001 8:21:03 AM PDT by Lancey Howard
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To: Dominus Vobiscum
Oh, that is GOOD!!!
29 posted on 09/21/2001 8:22:15 AM PDT by Anamensis
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To: MrB
Great horrors await
Those who bring death and sorrow
Justice will be done
30 posted on 09/21/2001 8:22:39 AM PDT by Anitius Severinus Boethius
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To: dead
Uh oh, you made a rhyme. Try again.
31 posted on 09/21/2001 8:24:03 AM PDT by Sir Gawain
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To: sirgawain
When Osama meets
His God, big suprise awaits
"No Virgins for You!"
32 posted on 09/21/2001 8:24:27 AM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: ArmoredCav
Gotta admit, I like yours. The last line particularly.
33 posted on 09/21/2001 8:24:42 AM PDT by malakhi
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To: sirgawain
Naturlich!

The white turban falls

Like snow on crimson roses

Covers oozing blood.

(You see, vengeance can be expressed with beauty, elegance, and grace!)

34 posted on 09/21/2001 8:24:44 AM PDT by parsifal
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To: Rebelbase
ROTFL!
35 posted on 09/21/2001 8:25:57 AM PDT by Sir Gawain
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To: sirgawain
Originally posted here:

Provocation by
Osama bin Laden will
Not go unanswered

Our response will be
Sent very shortly, coming
By B-52

Our million dollar
Missiles will not be flattening
Some ten dollar tents

Instead, we will take
The fight directly to you
And finish this now

Nukes are not needed
Lesser weapons will suffice
Like some fuel-air bombs

And when we are done
You're next, Saddam -- start looking
For a successor


36 posted on 09/21/2001 8:26:47 AM PDT by kevkrom
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To: sirgawain
"I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm
dead, I'm dead, I'm dead. Oops, I
crapped my pants! I'm dead!"
37 posted on 09/21/2001 8:26:56 AM PDT by Silly
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To: Vigilanteman
Stupid Osama

Leaping before he had looked

Hears a noise--brown pants

38 posted on 09/21/2001 8:29:27 AM PDT by freedombird
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To: sirgawain
See Usama run
Snarling dog who knows no shame
Will be roadkill soon.
39 posted on 09/21/2001 8:30:48 AM PDT by Dick Bachert
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To: sirgawain
I know I'm breaking the Haiku rules, but here's my Dr. Seuss tribute to Osama Bin Laden:

I do not like Osama Bin.
I do not like his ilk therein.

I do not like him on a boat
I do not like him with his goat.

I do not like him in our planes.
I do not like him in our trains.

I do not like him, Osama Bin
I do not like his bearded chin.

He will not make us fear the night.
He will not beat us in this fight.

He will not break our land of the free.
He will not take our liberty.

We do not like you, Osama Bin
We do not like your wrath of sin.

We will get rid of you and your kind.
We will get rid of your evil mind.

We will save the world from people like you.
We will scrape your remains
from the bottom of our shoes.

We do not like you, Osama Bin.
We do not like your ilk, therein.

40 posted on 09/21/2001 8:31:43 AM PDT by rintense
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