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Osama Bin Laden Haiku Contest
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Posted on 09/21/2001 8:02:18 AM PDT by Sir Gawain
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To: sirgawain
Revenge is not Sweet
But Justice is called for now
Terminate vermin
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posted on
09/21/2001 8:17:24 AM PDT
by
massadvj
To: sirgawain
Osama laughing
Slaughter of innocents many
Hell waits with delight
22
posted on
09/21/2001 8:17:43 AM PDT
by
LeeMcCoy
To: sirgawain
Run, Osama, Run
To the 7-11
High up in the sky
To: sirgawain
America fights
Original or Crispy?
We stop at nothing
To: dirtboy
The extra syllable was worth it. Priceless.......
25
posted on
09/21/2001 8:19:13 AM PDT
by
dubyagee
To: sirgawain
Bin Laden, the swine
wears a diaper on his head,
to hold shit for brains.
To: sirgawain
Look out Osama!
The next pig we slaughter just
Might be your mama.
27
posted on
09/21/2001 8:20:56 AM PDT
by
dead
To: sirgawain
The new age satan
Osama bin Laden runs
From six-thousand ghosts.
To: Dominus Vobiscum
Oh, that is GOOD!!!
To: MrB
Great horrors await
Those who bring death and sorrow
Justice will be done
To: dead
Uh oh, you made a rhyme. Try again.
To: sirgawain
When Osama meets
His God, big suprise awaits
"No Virgins for You!"
To: ArmoredCav
Gotta admit, I like yours. The last line particularly.
33
posted on
09/21/2001 8:24:42 AM PDT
by
malakhi
To: sirgawain
Naturlich!
The white turban falls
Like snow on crimson roses
Covers oozing blood.
(You see, vengeance can be expressed with beauty, elegance, and grace!)
34
posted on
09/21/2001 8:24:44 AM PDT
by
parsifal
To: Rebelbase
ROTFL!
To: sirgawain
Originally posted
here:
Provocation by
Osama bin Laden will
Not go unanswered Our response will be
Sent very shortly, coming
By B-52
Our million dollar
Missiles will not be flattening
Some ten dollar tents
Instead, we will take
The fight directly to you
And finish this now
Nukes are not needed
Lesser weapons will suffice
Like some fuel-air bombs
And when we are done
You're next, Saddam -- start looking
For a successor
36
posted on
09/21/2001 8:26:47 AM PDT
by
kevkrom
To: sirgawain
"I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm
dead, I'm dead, I'm dead. Oops, I
crapped my pants! I'm dead!"
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posted on
09/21/2001 8:26:56 AM PDT
by
Silly
To: Vigilanteman
Stupid Osama
Leaping before he had looked
Hears a noise--brown pants
To: sirgawain
See Usama run
Snarling dog who knows no shame
Will be roadkill soon.
To: sirgawain
I know I'm breaking the Haiku rules, but here's my Dr. Seuss tribute to Osama Bin Laden:
I do not like Osama Bin.
I do not like his ilk therein.
I do not like him on a boat
I do not like him with his goat.
I do not like him in our planes.
I do not like him in our trains.
I do not like him, Osama Bin
I do not like his bearded chin.
He will not make us fear the night.
He will not beat us in this fight.
He will not break our land of the free.
He will not take our liberty.
We do not like you, Osama Bin
We do not like your wrath of sin.
We will get rid of you and your kind.
We will get rid of your evil mind.
We will save the world from people like you.
We will scrape your remains
from the bottom of our shoes.
We do not like you, Osama Bin.
We do not like your ilk, therein.
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posted on
09/21/2001 8:31:43 AM PDT
by
rintense
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