Mark: Our days are numbered...

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Certainly! Here’s a limerick in the style of Elsie, inspired by our beloved President Biden:

There once was a man from D.C.,
Whose speeches were quite a decree.
He would talk about trains,
And ice cream in the rain,
While Kamala just sipped on her tea.

How smart IS he???

summary of biden's carreer in the style of the babylon bee

Usingthe web

Certainly! Here’s a summary of Joe Biden’s career in the style of The Babylon Bee:

Creation of several brand new words: During his speeches, Biden manages to invent words that defy linguistic norms. It’s like watching a word salad being tossed by a tornado.
Finalization of the Louisiana Purchase: In a stunning revelation, Biden claims to have hammered out a deal with Napoleon last week. Apparently, they bonded over their shared love for powdered wigs.
Securing the Mexico-Egypt border: According to Biden, there are absolutely no problems down there. And if there are, it’s clearly the fault of those pesky MAGA Republicans.
Averted war with Samoa: Diplomacy triumphs, despite Biden’s primary loss on Tuesday. Who knew that a well-timed lei exchange could prevent global conflict?
Unprecedented financial security for Ukrainian oligarchs: Because nothing says “retirement planning” like offshore accounts and diamond-encrusted borscht bowls.
Imported millions of new voters: Biden’s vision of a brand new America involves more voters than there are stars in the sky. Democracy, folks!
Raised dementia awareness: Thanks to Biden, Americans are now acutely aware of the signs of senility. It’s like a national game of “Spot the Forgetful Politician.”
Record number of military personnel wearing skirts: Some of them are even women! Because nothing says “combat readiness” like a well-fitted kilt.
Gold star for going potty in the toilet three days in a row: Breaking his personal record, Biden proves that even Presidents have bathroom goals.
Bringing the country to the brink of civil war, revolutionary war, and world war simultaneously: Move over, history books—Biden is rewriting the narrative one crisis at a time ¹.

In conclusion, Joe Biden doesn’t just do things; he does them in a way that leaves us all scratching our heads and wondering if we accidentally stepped into a parallel universe. 🇺🇸🤯

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“My Husband; You’re Going to See How Smart He is…”

Is this how English Composition is taught to female doctors?

Jill, even if he were a genius (which he has clearly never been), your husband has no ethics and no integrity - which is clearly why you two have linked up so well. Your ex-husband has my sympathy for what you put him through, and my congratulations that he is now beyond you.

Keep lying, Jill.

Maybe the idiots out there will continue to believe your lies. 🙄🙄🙄

Ditto

Because for 50 years of the child groper in the public light we just don’t know how smart he is.

Tucker Carlson read her doctoral dissertation......and concluded she is illiterate.

I have been trying to find a copy of his book for weeks.

If I remember correctly in an article I read he said the daughter of the truck driver involved in the accident with Joe’s 1st wife had contacted him. She wanted to share some information with him but he never reached out to her.

I had just read John Paul Mac Issac’s book so I might be getting the two mixed up. Both were writing a book on how rotten and corrupt the Biden’s were so she reached out.

I did think that was interesting, especially since the records of the accident somehow went missing.

Barnes and Noble has access to listings of every book published and will order a title for you.

You can also put in a request at the library.

Lighten up Skank. Your “husband” is a POS punk. A real demented retard.

He must have been storing up the smart for his entire life and she’s expecting him to explode in supernova like intellectual brilliance soon. But right now he’s emitting buffoonery in pulsar type bursts.

Good night! These DemonKKKrats certainly have that projection thing down real good! They must have learned it as kids when they stole the cookies.

Biden will be UP for the debate. Count on it!

Loco weed...

Pumping him full of drugs and his dementia will only enhance his personality. Makes him more honest about who he is inside.

Those two linked up so well because neither of them have any integrity and have the morals of a snake.

Jill looks like she is 15 in that picture.
Fitting though for Joe’s lack of morals.

There’s Dementia Joe and Addled Jill. Yikes! Explains Hunter. All of a sudden I feel sorry I for him

She’s like Imelda Marcos, but the fashion sense and taste of a circus tent purveyor.