Posted on 08/24/2023 6:42:54 PM PDT by george76
Trump appeared in court yesterday after Special Council Jack Smith charged him with the high crime of questioning his election results while not being a Democrat.
"The sacred words penned in our Constitution, which I have so much reverence for, make it clear that only Democrats are allowed to question election results," said Smith to reporters. "Trump brazenly questioned an election even though his name isn't Hillary and he didn't even have a fake Russian dossier to prove his case. This is a dark and dangerous day for our democracy. Hehe, alliteration."
"We must be clear: no one who is a Republican is above the law."
The former President has also been charged with 6 other counts, including:
Removing a USB drive without ejecting it first.
Going to McDonald's and getting a cup for water but filling it with Sprite.
Wearing a National Park Junior Ranger badge without finishing the activity booklet.
Pressing the 'credit' button on a card reader even though he was using a debit card.
Clicking the box saying he had read the Terms Of Service when he really just scrolled through it.
High treason against the media.
At publishing time, Trump had pleaded "not guilty" on all charges on the grounds that he is actually a Democrat.
Didn’t he remove a “Remove under penalty” tag from the mattress in a Rental room once? Another crime!
When did the Bee start doing straight reporring?
In one instance,
The 2004 election, which saw George W Bush re-elected despite the mounting unpopularity of the Iraq war, saw an explosion of unfounded conspiracy theories that Republicans were in cahoots with the manufacturers of electronic voting machines and would never lose an election again. (The theory fell apart as soon as Democrats retook control of the House of Representatives two years later.) The history of 'rigged' US elections: from Bush v Gore to Trump v Clinton
And since their candidate lost, the liberal Boston Globe found:
More than 4,000 votes vanished without a trace into a computer's overloaded memory in one North Carolina county, and about a hundred paper ballots were thrown out by mistake in another. In Texas, a county needed help from a laboratory in Canada to unlock the memory of a touch-screen machine and unearth five dozen votes.
In other places, machine undercounting or overcounting of votes was a problem. Several thousand votes were mistakenly double-counted in North Carolina, Ohio, Nebraska, and Washington state. Some votes in other areas were at first credited to the wrong candidates, with one Indiana county, by some quirk, misallocating several hundred votes for Democrats to Libertarians. In Florida, some machines temporarily indicated votes intended for challenger John F. Kerry were for President Bush, and vice versa.
In the month since the election, serious instances of voting machine problems or human errors in ballot counts have been documented in at least a dozen states, each involving from scores of ballots to as many as 12,000 votes, as in a North Carolina county...local officials discovered problems and corrected final counts. In some cases, the changes altered the outcomes of local races. But in North Carolina, the problems were so serious that the state may hold a rare second vote..
Since 2000, watchdog groups have intensified their monitoring and cataloging of complaints and errors. The nonpartisan Verified Voting Foundation and other groups built a database of more than 30,000 ''election incidents" reported across the country this year. Most were routine, but nearly 900 involved significant e-voting problems, including malfunctions that shut down machines, lengthening waits at the polls. There were 42 reports of total breakdowns of machines in New Orleans and 28 in Philadelphia and ''15 reports of catastrophic machine failure" in Mercer County, Pa.
http://archive.boston.com/news/nation/articles/2004/12/01/voting_errors_tallied_nationwide?pg=full
The headline is actually the most accurate and correct one.
It’s sad times when the Babylon Bee has the most accurate reporting out there on a major story.
So as Americans, we’re no longer allowed to question election results as long as the Nazis are running the country? Is that how this Fani Butt Sistah thing works?
Impertinent refusal to bend a knee in the presence of the politically-correct commisariat.
Welp I am going to be slated for execution soon.
why does no one mention the BIGGEST time the Democrats questioned the results!
AL GORE !!!
the left STILL thinks he won!!!
"Trump Charged With Questioning Election Results While Not Being A Democrat"
Democrats Have Objected to Electoral Vote Certification For the Last 3 GOP Presidents (1.1.21)
Ping.
Don’t know why the babble is doing this, it’s basically true.
This IS the BEE!
When the world went off the deep end.
The bigger upside is that a massive influx of conservative voters into the Democrat Party could sweep MAGA candidates into office - with the national DNC standing by in helpless rage that their juvenile base can’t overcome their programming.
But people love their labels, and own too many GOP t-shirts to comfortably make the switch. ;)
Count #386 is: Trump had TWO SCOOPS OF ICE CREAM!!! HOW DARE HE!!!
Smith to reporters. “”We must be clear: no one who is a Republican is above the law. Trump brazenly questioned an election even though his name isn’t Hillary and he didn’t even have a fake Russian dossier to prove his case. This is a dark and dangerous day for our democracy. (Hehe, alliteration).”
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