Climate change alarmists are now blaming global warming for making the earth “spin faster” in their latest effort to convince people to lessen their output of carbon dioxide. (NOT the Bee, I swear!)

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[Impala64ssa]

Climate change alarmists are now blaming global warming for making the earth “spin faster” in their latest effort to convince people to lessen their output of carbon dioxide.

In an article in Mic Thursday titled “Climate Change Is Literally Making the Earth Spin Faster,” writer A.J. Dellinger cites a study published in the Journal of Geophysical Earth, which “found that our planet is spinning faster than ever, resulting in our days being shorter than ever.”

Whereas a normal day on earth is made up of 24 hours, or 86,400 seconds, June 29 saw “our shortest day on record,” Dellinger writes, which concluded 1.59 milliseconds faster than it normally would.

“As for what is causing the planet to speed up, well, it’s us,” Dellinger confidently asserts. “Human-caused climate change has altered the makeup of the planet, including melting the ice caps so significantly that it appears to have changed the angular velocity of the planet.”

Meanwhile, an article Friday in the UK-based UNILAD more modestly declares that “Scientists don’t know why the Earth is spinning faster than ever,” citing several possible theories for the phenomenon, including something called the “Chandler wobble,” referring to an irregular movement of the geographical poles across the surface of the globe.

The same article also clarifies that June 29 was nowhere near the shortest day in the earth’s history, since more than a billion years ago “the Earth was closer to the moon, causing it to rotate a lot faster than it does now – as such, there were only 19 hours in a day.”

But why let the facts spoil a good story? Blaming faster earth rotation on climate change is just the latest in an impressive string of wild attributions to rising temperatures over the last decade.

[Impala64ssa]

Hey, look on the bright side, if the world spins faster the centrifugal force will help prevent Guam from tipping over. That'll put Hank Johnson's concerns at ease😅😃🤪😜

[SaveFerris]

Global Warming - it can do everything!!!

[GreyFriar]

Actually it is all of the airplanes that are doing that.

[Born in 1950]

They feel good but can be made to feel bad.

[libertylover]

including melting the ice caps

NOT! I lived near the ocean for 33 years, and every time I went to the beach, the ocean was in the same damn place it was the last time I went to the beach.

[JJBookman]

So how do we slow it down, all run the opposite direction?

[Pontiac]

If I got government dollars to blame Global Warming, I might find Global Warming under every cow pile and melting ice cap too even if the ice cap was’t melting and the cow pile was 10,000 years old.

Easy money can corrupt most anyone especially when jobs in real science are hard to find.

[EvilCapitalist]

Can’t be true. Spinning rides make me puke.

[xkaydet65]

I am sure when it comes the greenies will blame Co2 for SMOD.

[Stosh]

I don’t know if the “Global Warming Causes Everything” website is still accessible, but at one point in the past they had a link to an article that global warming causes the earth to spin faster, as well as a link to another article that global warming causes the earth to spin slower - both in relatively reputable scientific journals!

[GaltAdonis]

IT'S SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL!
HOLD ON - WE'RE SURELY DOOMED!!!

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/s

[LittleBillyInfidel]

Well, when Michael Moore finally seizes up, we’ll gain back a few clicks.

[SaveFerris]

(So how do we slow it down, all run the opposite direction?)

Yes but we must time it correctly and stop at the same time.

Otherwise we get......(wait for it).......

The Day the Earth Stood Still.

😜

[Da Coyote]

If I am not mistaken, the rotation rate of any planet will naturally decrease due to rotational energy being naturally dissipated by (to shorting things considerably) gravy “waves” carrying off a bit of energy constantly. Such stuff leads me to believe that we must have a lot of quota degrees going out to “climate research” folks. Perhaps they are using that new “woke” math in which pronouns and stupidity count more than smarts.

[Impala64ssa]

I lived near the ocean for 33 years, and every time I went to the beach, the ocean was in the same damn place it was the last time I went to the beach.
And I'm not aware of the 0bamas being in any hurry to evacuate their oceanfront mansion on Mahthah's Vineyard. Apparently Fredo Cuomo doesn't feel any sense of urgency to unload his palatial estate on Fire Island beach.

[digger48]

Wind turbines

[SaveFerris]

(Whereas a normal day on earth is made up of 24 hours, or 86,400 seconds, June 29 saw “our shortest day on record,” Dellinger writes, which concluded 1.59 milliseconds faster than it normally would)

So.... THAT’S why I woke up so tired on June 30th.....🤔

[TigersEye]

Wait! Stop the presses. Don't let the libs make fools of themselves.

World’s top climate scientists told to ‘cover up’ the fact that the Earth’s temperature hasn’t risen for the last 15 years

[Robert DeLong]

No wonder I have been so dizzy lately. 😋

[beethovenfan]

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