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Vladimir Putin's bodyguards 'collect his excrement on foreign trips and take it back with them to Moscow in dedicated briefcase to stop Western spies collecting intelligence about his health'
Daily Mail ^ | 6.11.2022 | Lizzie May

Posted on 06/11/2022 11:30:14 AM PDT by libh8er

Russian president Vladimir Putin has his bodyguards collect his excrement while on foreign trips in a bid to stop people gathering information about his health.

A report has revealed that Putin's Federal Protection Service members are 'responsible for collecting his bodily waste' in special packets which are kept inside a dedicated briefcase until they return to Russia.

Putin's health has been the centre of much speculation especially in recent months with the catastrophic Russian invasion of Ukraine, as instructed by the leader, including suggestions that he is suffering with cancer, dementia and even Parkinson's disease.

And this latest revelation is allegedly Putin's way of keeping his potential health issues under wraps.

According to two investigative journalists at French news magazine Paris Match, the collection of Vladimir Putin's excrement is part of the Federal Protection Service's job, as they are tasked with protecting high-ranking state officials at whatever cost.

Reporters Regis Gente, who wrote two books on Russia, and Mikhail Rubin, who has covered Russian current affairs for over ten years, say that two examples of Putin excrement collections were of the President's visit to France on 29 May 2017 and to Saudi Arabia in October 2019.

In both of these instances, it is alleged that Putin either had a private toilet brought along with him during the trips, or that he was accompanied to the bathroom by several guards. Another theory is that he uses a 'porta-potty' everywhere he goes. One other example could be in December 2019, when Putin was spotted going to the toilet with six bodyguards while at a Ukraine summit in Paris.

The Russian leader, 67 at the time, was filmed leaving the bathroom after five bodyguards made sure his surroundings were safe. Another bodyguard walked behind him as he left the toilet in Paris's Elysee

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


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1 posted on 06/11/2022 11:30:14 AM PDT by libh8er
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The Daily Mail prints more crap than Putin can pick up 🤪


2 posted on 06/11/2022 11:32:43 AM PDT by NWFree (Somebody has to say it)
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To: libh8er

They must have an office pool at Daily Mail.


3 posted on 06/11/2022 11:32:46 AM PDT by BobL (My hatred of Necons/Globalists exceeds my love of Ukraine or any other country, other than the US)
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I suppose anything is possible


4 posted on 06/11/2022 11:33:05 AM PDT by escapefromboston (Free Chauvin)
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To: libh8er

The Daily Mail knows its s*** because it’s full of it.


5 posted on 06/11/2022 11:34:20 AM PDT by Nextrush (FREEDOM IS EVERBODY'S BUSINESS-REMEMBER PASTOR NIEMOLLER)
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To: libh8er

They shouldn’t have told us. Instead, just leave the poop of different kinds of animals.


6 posted on 06/11/2022 11:34:22 AM PDT by TangoLimaSierra (⭐⭐Public hangings will wake 'em up.⭐⭐)
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To: libh8er

I bet the same thing happens with Xi Jinping, and yes also Poopy Pants Biden.


7 posted on 06/11/2022 11:34:35 AM PDT by Thunder90 (All posts soley represent my own opinion.)
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To: libh8er

Standard ops.


8 posted on 06/11/2022 11:34:40 AM PDT by Revolutionary ("Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!")
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To: libh8er

Y’don’t hide y’shit unless y’got shit t’hide.


9 posted on 06/11/2022 11:35:07 AM PDT by knarf
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So what does the US government do with the president’s diapers? We wouldn’t want them plopping into the hands of foreign intelligence agencies.


10 posted on 06/11/2022 11:35:09 AM PDT by packagingguy
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To: libh8er

this is not a new news item.

this has been known by those who’ve retired from the shadows for 10 years!!!


11 posted on 06/11/2022 11:35:53 AM PDT by Terry L Smith
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To: libh8er

Uneasy dumps the head that wears the crown.

BTW, I don’t know what’s so special about this. My cats get similar treatment, minus the body guards.


12 posted on 06/11/2022 11:36:12 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("It's one thing if it's a minor incursion" - Joe Biden)
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To: libh8er

how do they distinguish between the excrement and him?


13 posted on 06/11/2022 11:37:20 AM PDT by TexasFreeper2009
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They are going to put those special pouches on the White House steps, light them on fire, and call Joe.


14 posted on 06/11/2022 11:37:56 AM PDT by Scrambler Bob (My /s is more true than your /science (or you might mean /seance)gg g)
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To: Thunder90
I bet the same thing happens with Xi Jinping, and yes also Poopy Pants Biden.

Don't forget Kim Jung Un's golden commode that goes everywhere with him for the same reason.

By the way, if Putin takes SIX body guards with him, that means he believes that one or two may have secretly turned on him, but he doesn't know which ones.
15 posted on 06/11/2022 11:38:04 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("It's one thing if it's a minor incursion" - Joe Biden)
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To: libh8er

So, Russia has shit detail too.


16 posted on 06/11/2022 11:38:09 AM PDT by BipolarBob (Where is Biden leading us and what's with the hand basket")
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Man, what a sh**ty job!


17 posted on 06/11/2022 11:38:30 AM PDT by Have Ruck - Will Travel (It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion...)
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So, if it’s flushed down a toilet into a sewer system, how could it be collected for analysis anyway? smh


18 posted on 06/11/2022 11:38:36 AM PDT by CatHerd (Whoever said "All's fair in love and war" probably <p>never participated in either.)
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To: libh8er

Khrushchev’s bodyguards did the same thing.


19 posted on 06/11/2022 11:38:52 AM PDT by Leaning Right (The steal is real.)
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To: NWFree

Perhaps, but it wouldn’t surprise me in the least if true. And if true, I have no doubt the US Secret Service has not done the same thing for Joe Biden, Barry Obama, Georgie Bush and Bill Clinton. All of whom are documented drug and alcohol abusers that must have been on some serious pharmaceuticals to keep their sh!t togethe because they are all borderline nutjobs.

And I’m quite certain that every other nation with a nut job for a leader does the same thing.


20 posted on 06/11/2022 11:39:49 AM PDT by Qui is (First, never apologize to the enemy, and second, never forget that Biden spews and Harris swallows. )
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