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‘Nervous’ chicken stopped at Pentagon checkpoint
New York Daily News ^
| February 3, 2022
| Brian Niemietz
Posted on 02/04/2022 7:24:16 AM PST by billorites
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To: billorites
The Russians are behind this. I just know it.
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posted on
02/04/2022 7:25:31 AM PST
by
ClearCase_guy
("If you see something, say something"? I see people dying from vaccines.)
To: billorites
They have a real zest for life....They need a reality check.
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posted on
02/04/2022 7:26:42 AM PST
by
Sacajaweau
( )
To: billorites
The chicken didnt trust the pedos in the Pentagon.
To: billorites
He was trying to take out Colonel Sanders, obviously.
To: billorites
Henny Penny is a sovereign citizen and does not recognize your so-called “security checkpoint”.
To: billorites
It’s a Trojan Chicken. Or lunch. Or something.....
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posted on
02/04/2022 7:32:39 AM PST
by
paulcissa
(Politicians want you unarmed so they can kill you.)
To: SoCal Pubbie
Xlnt...gave me a great chuckle...
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posted on
02/04/2022 7:33:14 AM PST
by
Getready
(Wisdom is more valuable than gold and diamonds, and harder to find.)
To: BBQToadRibs2
Lots of people in the suburbs now keep backyard chickens.
And chickens roam...
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posted on
02/04/2022 7:34:03 AM PST
by
Jamestown1630
("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
To: ClearCase_guy
> The Russians are behind this. I just know it. <
More likely the chicken was disoriented due to Climate Change.
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posted on
02/04/2022 7:36:40 AM PST
by
Leaning Right
(The steal is real.)
To: Wilderness Conservative
No, silly. The chicken identified as a Seal. LOL
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posted on
02/04/2022 7:38:02 AM PST
by
Tell It Right
(1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: ClearCase_guy
Russian chickens with Chinese nano spy knats riding the feathers
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posted on
02/04/2022 7:39:41 AM PST
by
jcon40
(Machinery is only as good as its design and quality of parts. A citizen is only as good as...)
To: SoCal Pubbie
“She” tried wing’g it but couldn’t pullet off.
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posted on
02/04/2022 7:44:26 AM PST
by
GOYAKLA
To: jcon40
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posted on
02/04/2022 7:45:37 AM PST
by
eastforker
(All in, I'm all Trump,what you got!)
To: billorites
Bird was an Islamic convert and forgot his suicide vest
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posted on
02/04/2022 7:48:48 AM PST
by
BigEdLB
(Let’s go Brandon!)
To: ClearCase_guy
“Russians are behind this. I just know it.”
Russian check list
Pulse ✅
Air exchange ✅
Feathers in place ✅
Clucking contently✅
Envelope please ✉
Not a Russian 📝
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posted on
02/04/2022 7:50:39 AM PST
by
Clutch Martin
(The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.)
To: billorites
Paging Gen Milley!
Paging Gen Milley!
Strutting cock detained at Pentagon Checkpoint!
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posted on
02/04/2022 7:51:27 AM PST
by
MrBambaLaMamba
(Why allow a government of thieves, liars, braggarts, traitors, cowards and perverts? )
To: billorites
I dream of the day when a chicken can cross a road without having its motives questioned
..
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posted on
02/04/2022 7:56:15 AM PST
by
4bye4
To: eastforker
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posted on
02/04/2022 7:58:42 AM PST
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jcon40
(Machinery is only as good as its design and quality of parts. A citizen is only as good as...)
To: SoCal Pubbie
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posted on
02/04/2022 8:00:30 AM PST
by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> --- )
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