Posted on 02/04/2022 7:24:16 AM PST by billorites
Playing chicken with United States Department of Defense isn’t a good idea, but that’s what the Animal Welfare League of Arlington said Henny Penny did. And the Rhode Island Red hen lived to tell.
“Apparently, the answer to ‘why did the chicken cross the road’ is to get to the Pentagon?!” the AWLA wrote on its Twitter feed. “This chicken was caught sneaking around the security area at the Pentagon (we’re not kidding) and our officers picked her up.”
The Virginia-based animal advocacy group opened the floor to the public to choose a name for the bird. The winning name was Henny Penny, which was inspired by the folk tale character who believes the sky is falling.
It’s unclear where the hen came from or how she found her way to the Pentagon. A spokesperson for the AWLA told The Guardian they couldn’t reveal specifically where Henny Penny was detained, other than saying she’d reached a “security checkpoint.”
Henny Penny, who is described as “sweet” and “nervous,” will reportedly be relocated to a small farm in western Virginia owned by an AWLA staffer. The website Chickens and More says Rhode Island Red hens typically live more than eight years and have “bags of character, personality and a real zest for life.”
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The Russians are behind this. I just know it.
They have a real zest for life....They need a reality check.
The chicken didnt trust the pedos in the Pentagon.
He was trying to take out Colonel Sanders, obviously.
Henny Penny is a sovereign citizen and does not recognize your so-called “security checkpoint”.
It’s a Trojan Chicken. Or lunch. Or something.....
Xlnt...gave me a great chuckle...
Lots of people in the suburbs now keep backyard chickens.
And chickens roam...
> The Russians are behind this. I just know it. <
More likely the chicken was disoriented due to Climate Change.
No, silly. The chicken identified as a Seal. LOL
Russian chickens with Chinese nano spy knats riding the feathers
“She” tried wing’g it but couldn’t pullet off.
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/the-cias-most-highly-trained-spies-werent-even-human-20149/ The CIA’s Most Highly-Trained Spies Weren’t Even Human
Bird was an Islamic convert and forgot his suicide vest
“Russians are behind this. I just know it.”
Russian check list
Pulse ✅
Air exchange ✅
Feathers in place ✅
Clucking contently✅
Envelope please ✉
Not a Russian 📝
Paging Gen Milley!
Paging Gen Milley!
Strutting cock detained at Pentagon Checkpoint!
I dream of the day when a chicken can cross a road without having its motives questioned
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Cool link eastforker
LoL
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