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Jussie Smollett: Funniest. Trial. Ever.
NRO ^ | 6 Dec 2021 | Kyle Smith

Posted on 12/07/2021 2:41:16 PM PST by Rummyfan

Smollett’s hate-hoax fairy tale did expose how gullible Americans can be when you yell ‘racism.’

Spare a thought for Jussie Smollett’s lawyers. Think of them being much like infantrymen who walk through fire on the way to glory, except they’ve been slogging through a mire of bulls*** on their way to absurdity. While wearing flip-flops. Their field commander is an insistently moronic fraud. The Iwo Jima flag they struggle to raise is the reputation of a dim actor who thought he would raise his profile by telling the world that he was attacked by the world’s least likely lynch mob — a duo of black MAGA-heads who just happened to have bleach and a noose on them in case Jussie Smollett should walk by. At two o’clock in the morning. On an exceptionally cold Chicago night. Then walked away after 30 seconds without robbing their victim or doing him more than superficial harm.

The man Dave Chappelle dubbed Juicy Smollé may not have been much of an entertainer when that was his profession — admit it, you’d never heard of him before January 29, 2019, and that’s part of the reason he needed Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Buff to stage a fake beating. (Get a gander at these guys, Abimbola and Olabinjo Osundairo: If they were inclined to beat you up, your injuries would be something other than scratches. Smollett’s face would have looked like Cubist portraiture if they had really attacked him. Ten seconds of actual punching and they’d have Picasso’d this guy.) Yet Smollett should be dubbed American Reality Entertainer of the Year for the hilarity he has brought us all in Chicago for the last week as he has steered his lawyers to argue outright fiction.

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TOPICS: News/Current Events; US: Illinois; US: New York
KEYWORDS: abelosundairo; ambimbolaosundairo; chicago; donlemon; illinois; jussiesmollett; newyork; newyorkcity; olabinjoosundairo
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To: Rummyfan

No wonder! They were afraid White people would continue to
donate and ruin their reputation.


21 posted on 12/07/2021 3:01:01 PM PST by DoughtyOne (Democrats, fixing things that haven't been broken, so they don't work, for over 197 years.)
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To: RightOnTheBorder

Don’t forget the crooked Kim Fox and “favors” from big Mike Obama.


22 posted on 12/07/2021 3:03:18 PM PST by Fireone (When they pry them from my cold, dead, unvaccinated hands.)
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To: Rummyfan

Laughing at the clown funny.
But really not funny.


23 posted on 12/07/2021 3:03:27 PM PST by Leep (Save America. Lock down pres. Brandon!)
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To: Rummyfan
"...and they’d have Picasso’d this guy."

Ha, great term for rearranging someone's face. Smollett did have a good reason for walking the streets in the freezing cold at 2:00 AM though: he had a sudden craving for a Subway. Happens all the time.
24 posted on 12/07/2021 3:07:14 PM PST by Telepathic Intruder
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25 posted on 12/07/2021 3:07:51 PM PST by doug from upland (Why the hell isn't Hillary Rodham Clinton in prison yet?)
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To: ALPAPilot

Nobody was funnier than Jessie testifying. “I always take weed with me, (pause), but not today.”


26 posted on 12/07/2021 3:08:11 PM PST by alternatives? (The only reason to have an army is to defend your borders,)
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27 posted on 12/07/2021 3:08:11 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: DoughtyOne

Good stuff. :)


28 posted on 12/07/2021 3:08:16 PM PST by EEGator
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To: Rummyfan

I wonder if that comedian, that ChapL guy ever did a bit on Jussie - bet he made fun of that name, if he did a bit...


29 posted on 12/07/2021 3:08:33 PM PST by larrytown (A Cadet will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do. Then they graduate...)
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To: doug from upland

Say what you will, but Władziu loved this country and was close friends with the Reagans.


30 posted on 12/07/2021 3:10:55 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: DoughtyOne

Isn’t it funny when you hear the truth and you just have to laugh at how insane it really sounds? Gotta love Dave for his wisdom!


31 posted on 12/07/2021 3:12:13 PM PST by cameraeye (A happy khafir!)
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To: ALPAPilot

I haven’t been following this closely. He wrote a check? Lololol.


32 posted on 12/07/2021 3:17:43 PM PST by Seruzawa ("The Political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence" - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
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To: WeaslesRippedMyFlesh

What’s that little bling-looking thing with tiny chains on it that Joosie has on his blazer pocket? I’ve seen one of those before. I think C.S. Lewis wore one on his robe as an Oxford Don. What has Joosie Smolliette done which would qualify him to wear one? Asking for the press.


33 posted on 12/07/2021 3:21:48 PM PST by Tucker39 ("It is impossible so to rightly govern a nation without God and the Bible." George Washington )
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To: nesnah

Another reason they want her ditched. She gets tied to this and the theme is ‘and Biden picked her for VP.’


34 posted on 12/07/2021 3:26:43 PM PST by taterjay
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To: WeaslesRippedMyFlesh
Abimbola hotly denied the accusations, though he offered that he and Smollett used to go to a gay bathhouse together, as chums so often do.

I find that jus about funniest of all!

35 posted on 12/07/2021 3:30:44 PM PST by Rummyfan (In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man. Suppo)
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36 posted on 12/07/2021 3:32:52 PM PST by Rummyfan (In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man. Suppo)
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To: Rummyfan

Chappelle is taking notes.


37 posted on 12/07/2021 3:34:27 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Rummyfan

Thank You, for bringing something truly juicy to this thread!


38 posted on 12/07/2021 3:40:43 PM PST by outofsalt (If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches anything.)
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To: EEGator

Thanks. I sure enjoyed it.

I noticed a lot of Black folks in the crowd were busting up
listening to him.


39 posted on 12/07/2021 4:09:24 PM PST by DoughtyOne (Democrats, fixing things that haven't been broken, so they don't work, for over 197 years.)
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To: cameraeye

Yes, he really caught the nuances of his one. Great!


40 posted on 12/07/2021 4:09:52 PM PST by DoughtyOne (Democrats, fixing things that haven't been broken, so they don't work, for over 197 years.)
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