Posted on 12/07/2021 2:41:16 PM PST by Rummyfan
Smollett’s hate-hoax fairy tale did expose how gullible Americans can be when you yell ‘racism.’
Spare a thought for Jussie Smollett’s lawyers. Think of them being much like infantrymen who walk through fire on the way to glory, except they’ve been slogging through a mire of bulls*** on their way to absurdity. While wearing flip-flops. Their field commander is an insistently moronic fraud. The Iwo Jima flag they struggle to raise is the reputation of a dim actor who thought he would raise his profile by telling the world that he was attacked by the world’s least likely lynch mob — a duo of black MAGA-heads who just happened to have bleach and a noose on them in case Jussie Smollett should walk by. At two o’clock in the morning. On an exceptionally cold Chicago night. Then walked away after 30 seconds without robbing their victim or doing him more than superficial harm.
The man Dave Chappelle dubbed Juicy Smollé may not have been much of an entertainer when that was his profession — admit it, you’d never heard of him before January 29, 2019, and that’s part of the reason he needed Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Buff to stage a fake beating. (Get a gander at these guys, Abimbola and Olabinjo Osundairo: If they were inclined to beat you up, your injuries would be something other than scratches. Smollett’s face would have looked like Cubist portraiture if they had really attacked him. Ten seconds of actual punching and they’d have Picasso’d this guy.) Yet Smollett should be dubbed American Reality Entertainer of the Year for the hilarity he has brought us all in Chicago for the last week as he has steered his lawyers to argue outright fiction.
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No wonder! They were afraid White people would continue to
donate and ruin their reputation.
Don’t forget the crooked Kim Fox and “favors” from big Mike Obama.
Laughing at the clown funny.
But really not funny.
Nobody was funnier than Jessie testifying. “I always take weed with me, (pause), but not today.”
Good stuff. :)
I wonder if that comedian, that ChapL guy ever did a bit on Jussie - bet he made fun of that name, if he did a bit...
Say what you will, but Władziu loved this country and was close friends with the Reagans.
Isn’t it funny when you hear the truth and you just have to laugh at how insane it really sounds? Gotta love Dave for his wisdom!
I haven’t been following this closely. He wrote a check? Lololol.
What’s that little bling-looking thing with tiny chains on it that Joosie has on his blazer pocket? I’ve seen one of those before. I think C.S. Lewis wore one on his robe as an Oxford Don. What has Joosie Smolliette done which would qualify him to wear one? Asking for the press.
Another reason they want her ditched. She gets tied to this and the theme is ‘and Biden picked her for VP.’
I find that jus about funniest of all!
Chappelle is taking notes.
Thank You, for bringing something truly juicy to this thread!
Thanks. I sure enjoyed it.
I noticed a lot of Black folks in the crowd were busting up
listening to him.
Yes, he really caught the nuances of his one. Great!
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