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Trump's defense should incluce A Stuffed Kangaroo holding a tennis racket
02/08/2021 | vanity

Posted on 02/08/2021 6:11:52 PM PST by ckilmer

A caller called into the Chris Plante show today and suggested that Trump's team should bring a kangaroo--either a silhouette or a stuffed kangaroo holding a tennis racket.

Why do this? Trump's lawyers have called the trial tomorrow--Political Theatre.

Of course, the trial is political theatre. That's why a Kangaroo holding a tennis racket would be helpful.

After all the trial tomorrow will be held in a Kangaroo Court.

If anyone has connections to Trump's lawyers--kindly put this suggestion to them.


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; FReeper Editorial; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
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1 posted on 02/08/2021 6:11:52 PM PST by ckilmer
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To: ckilmer

Would a bunny with a stack of pancakes on its head suffice?


2 posted on 02/08/2021 6:23:36 PM PST by a fool in paradise (Call on Joe Biden to follow Donald Trump's example and donate his annual salary to charity. )
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To: ckilmer

And Leahy’s name on it with his vote to convict Trump in the 1st impeachment Senate trial.

Impartial judge my ass.


3 posted on 02/08/2021 6:24:15 PM PST by where's_the_Outrage? (Drain the Swamp. Build the Wall.)
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To: ckilmer

It is definitely a kangaroo court.

kan·ga·roo court
/ˈˌkaNGɡəˈro͞o ˌkôrt/
noun
an unofficial court held by a group of people in order to try someone regarded, especially without good evidence, as guilty of a crime or misdemeanor.
“they conducted a kangaroo court there and then”


4 posted on 02/08/2021 6:24:44 PM PST by ifinnegan (Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
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To: ckilmer

Answer every question with a question.


5 posted on 02/08/2021 6:26:30 PM PST by conservativeimage (I’d rather die a free spirit than enter into heaven without a soul.)
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To: ckilmer; All
Unfortunately HTML does not support Kangaroo Court Font, but you all can download it free!

Kangaroo Court Font

This is an example of Kangaroo Court Font used in Microsoft Word. This Font is available as a free download for non commercial individuals’ use here: https://www.wfonts.com/font/kangaroo-court

It is recommended for letters to the United States Senate regarding the second Trump Impeachment Trial, and letters to the United States House of Representatives regarding the first and second Impeachment Hearings.

6 posted on 02/08/2021 6:26:53 PM PST by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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To: a fool in paradise

not really. That would reflect poorly on republicans — not on democrats.

If you’re a democrat—good for you.


7 posted on 02/08/2021 6:27:47 PM PST by ckilmer
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To: ckilmer

They could just take a banana, it’s easier.


8 posted on 02/08/2021 6:30:29 PM PST by GnuThere
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To: Navy Patriot

Bkmk


9 posted on 02/08/2021 6:31:08 PM PST by sauropod (#ImpeachMcConnell. #Resist. #NotMyPresident.)
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To: GnuThere

Sometimes a banana is just a banana—but in this case people would wonder—so I don’t think that would work—except of course to reflect poorly on trump lawyer judgement. If you’re a democrat-that’s a good thing.


10 posted on 02/08/2021 6:33:06 PM PST by ckilmer
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To: Navy Patriot
This.


11 posted on 02/08/2021 6:36:58 PM PST by ifinnegan (Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
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To: sauropod; All

Apparently I got the image hosted.

12 posted on 02/08/2021 6:37:33 PM PST by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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To: ckilmer

It was clever and funny..
Wow you must be fun to live with.ha


13 posted on 02/08/2021 6:40:26 PM PST by Recovering Ex-hippie (The 2020 election Trump victory determines the fate f America and Freedom.)
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To: where's_the_Outrage?

Leaky Leahy....OMG! A Trailer Park Boy!


14 posted on 02/08/2021 6:42:12 PM PST by TribalPrincess2U
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15 posted on 02/08/2021 6:46:09 PM PST by Paladin2
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16 posted on 02/08/2021 6:48:39 PM PST by Yo-Yo (is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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You can install this in MS Word (fonts folder) and select it to write hard copy letters to any court, court employee or lawyer you wish.

Just print 'em out and send 'em off.

See if they catch on.

17 posted on 02/08/2021 6:52:16 PM PST by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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To: ckilmer

Heard it today on Chris’s show.

Do we go as low as the rats??

Most of me says no way, a small chunk says Hell Yes! I’m tired of watching these people rip up our Constitution.


18 posted on 02/08/2021 7:12:17 PM PST by lizma2
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To: Recovering Ex-hippie

Not everyone understands pookas.


19 posted on 02/08/2021 7:13:36 PM PST by ckilmer
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To: ckilmer

It might help the Republicans defending Trump to look as dignified as possible so it will be obvious to all those watching intently who the real clowns are.


20 posted on 02/08/2021 7:19:15 PM PST by Slyfox (Not my circus, not my monkeys )
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