Step right up! Mare Pete is first in line.
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To: dynachrome
They’ll need a heck of a marketing campaign if they want that to catch on in the States.
2 posted on
01/26/2021 6:31:11 PM PST by
ClearCase_guy
(I'm sorry the Q thing didn't work out. We were wrong about that.)
To: dynachrome
Adam Schiff raises hand “I want to be tested”
Its bad enough the nose swab up to the freakin brain, but now an anal probe basically, HELL NO! I’ll take my chances with the damn virus
To: dynachrome
Well..... that gives spread em a whole new meaning.
4 posted on
01/26/2021 6:31:17 PM PST by
LastDayz
(A blunt and brazen Texan. I will not be assimilated.)
To: dynachrome
Bend over and spread em.😳
5 posted on
01/26/2021 6:31:33 PM PST by
BiteYourSelf
( Earth first we'll strip mine the other planets later.)
To: dynachrome
The Jokes almost write themselves
To: dynachrome
What kind of shit are they trying to pull?
7 posted on
01/26/2021 6:32:00 PM PST by
Old Yeller
(Nana Pelosi is a manure salesman with a mouthful of samples. Thus the slurred speaking.)
To: dynachrome; fatima; Fresh Wind; st.eqed; xsmommy; House Atreides; Nowhere Man; PaulZe; brityank; ...
Seriously.
There is a lot of REAL science indicating that COVID—like cruise ship noroviruses—is spread primarily be fecal to oral transmission.
Let that sink in.
Remember about a year ago when there were a few quickly buried stories about communities in the New England states that were going to start testing sewerage for COVID?
Let that sink in.
Now consider this: In many States (Pennsylvania and Ohio for sure) the mask mandates are explicit that those in restaurants MUST wear a mask INTO THE RESTROOM where of course that cloth will absorb all toilet odors and other zhit.
Let that sink in.
Then the patron MUST wear the zhit laden mask back into the restaurant so that with every exhale the patrons innocently eating pancakes can get a dose of the restroom zhit.
Let that sink in.
Still hungry?
11 posted on
01/26/2021 6:36:57 PM PST by
lightman
(I am a binary Trinitarian. Deal with it!)
To: dynachrome
More accurate, they claim? Facebook needs to assign their fact checkers to personally determine the veracity of every one of these anal swabs.
To: dynachrome
Oh my, where do I thine up?
14 posted on
01/26/2021 6:37:20 PM PST by
Eddie01
To: dynachrome
Oh. I thought the tester was referring to the Seventh Planet.
To: dynachrome
I did a drive up covid test last spring on a cold day.
Not sure I would use that service?
17 posted on
01/26/2021 6:39:13 PM PST by
DUMBGRUNT
("The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last message.)
To: dynachrome
Could the Onion or Babylon Bee have written a better piece?
18 posted on
01/26/2021 6:39:23 PM PST by
Ymani Cricket
( "Pressure Makes Diamonds" ~General Patton)
To: dynachrome
The Aliens have landed. Let the butt probing begin.
19 posted on
01/26/2021 6:39:29 PM PST by
a fool in paradise
(Call on Joe Biden to follow Donald Trump's example and donate his annual salary to charity. )
To: dynachrome
A new definition of an ass wipe. “Step right up; lower your clothing and underwear and bend over while a wipe your ass with this swab.”
Eauuuu!
21 posted on
01/26/2021 6:41:10 PM PST by
upchuck
(The face mask is the American version of the burka. h/t CC&E)
To: dynachrome
Dont those people over there get it up the hmm-hmmm enough already bythe communists?
22 posted on
01/26/2021 6:41:50 PM PST by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
To: dynachrome
24 posted on
01/26/2021 6:42:32 PM PST by
AlaskaErik
(In time of peace, prepare for war.)
To: dynachrome
Richard Gere tested positive for gerbil.
To: dynachrome
LOL, our brilliant minds think alike!!!! Mean Little Pete B**tpl*g and his “husband” Chasten are skippity-skip-skipping with joy, thinking about someone @n@l swab testing them!! LMAO
To: dynachrome; 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; dp0622; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; ...
So, can you do this one from your car, too?
DANG!
31 posted on
01/26/2021 6:45:12 PM PST by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(For an election lasting longer than 4 weeks, consult your forensic detective)
To: dynachrome
Good grief, wait until Fauci and Biden hear about this!
Heck I loved to see THAT EO's language. 🤣🤣🤣
32 posted on
01/26/2021 6:45:21 PM PST by
PROCON
(Molon Labe)
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