That's going to be a tad inconvenient with a full blown Burqa but Dr. FauXi will figure something out.
Posted on 01/26/2021 6:29:40 PM PST by dynachrome
More than a million Beijing residents undergoing coronavirus testing amid a fresh outbreak have been administered anal swabs, which are considered more accurate and raise the chances of detecting COVID-19, said a Chinese disease specialist.
The key districts of Daxing and Dongcheng began a mass testing drive on Friday after a nine-year-old boy tested positive for the more virulent strain of the virus, first discovered in London and the southeast of England last month.
Health authorities in the Chinese capital said they were aiming to screen more than two million people in 48 hours. Among them, around 1.6 million inhabitants in Daxing were to be given antibody tests, as well as throat, nasal and rectal nucleic acid swabs.
Anal swabs have been in use since last year, including in the major port city of Shanghai, but the method is so far reserved for individuals in potential COVID-19 hotspots, according to an infectious disease expert quoted by China's state broadcaster CCTV on Saturday.
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A new definition of an ass wipe. “Step right up; lower your clothing and underwear and bend over while a wipe your ass with this swab.”
Eauuuu!
Dont those people over there get it up the hmm-hmmm enough already bythe communists?
This one goes in your mouth
And THIS one goes in your rump.
No wait, THIS one goes in your mouth
and this one goes in your rump
< /Idiocracy >
BOHICA.
Richard Gere tested positive for gerbil.
>>the mask mandates are explicit that those in restaurants MUST wear a mask INTO THE RESTROOM where of course that cloth will absorb all toilet odors and other zhit.
Flushing toilets atomizes fecal matter
Let THAT sink in.
“Distancing?!!”
Covid says, Watch THIS!
LOL, our brilliant minds think alike!!!! Mean Little Pete B**tpl*g and his “husband” Chasten are skippity-skip-skipping with joy, thinking about someone @n@l swab testing them!! LMAO
That's going to be a tad inconvenient with a full blown Burqa but Dr. FauXi will figure something out.
>>Will mooning come back into vogue?
I hope not. Vogue has put both Bruce Jenny and Kamala Harris on the cover. I am scared to think of a photo spread of either of them mooning in vogue.
+1
Masks are about compliance, not “science”.
So, can you do this one from your car, too?
DANG!
Heck I loved to see THAT EO's language. 🤣🤣🤣
Assume the position.
We’ll be taking it up the arse from CCP in more ways than one!
So does this mean Covid can be spread by farting?
Mayor Pete, the new Secretary of Transportation, will offer to administer the swabs to young male air line pilots.
Aaah...sooooo....
Briefs or Jockeys?
Yes.
If you can smell the f@rt your magik mask has lost its pixie dust.
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