[upchuck]

A new definition of an ass wipe. “Step right up; lower your clothing and underwear and bend over while a wipe your ass with this swab.”

Eauuuu!

[lightman]

A new definition of an ass wipe. “Step right up; lower your clothing and underwear and bend over while a wipe your ass with this swab.”

That's going to be a tad inconvenient with a full blown Burqa but Dr. FauXi will figure something out.