Hunter Biden Stops Presidential Motorcade to Make Bagel Run

Breitbart ^ | 24 Jan 2021 | CHARLIE SPIERING

[E. Pluribus Unum]

President Joe Biden went to Mass with his family Sunday but stopped the presidential motorcade on the way home so that his son Hunter Biden could make a bagel run.

The motorcade stopped for about nine minutes on the way home from church in Georgetown, according to the press pool, as Hunter Biden went to the window of the bagel shop “Call Your Mother” to pick up a takeout order.

President Joe Biden remained in the motorcade with Hunter’s daughters Finnegan and Maisy for the duration of the bagel run.

Biden’s coronavirus response director Jeff Zients is a major investor in the deli, according to The Atlantic’s Edward-Isaac Dovere.

[noexcuses]

Isn’t he special.

[Trump.Deplorable]

So that is what they call Speed Balls these days

[Mark]

Come on, man. You know.

What is sold in the alley behind this bagel shop?

[DoughtyOne]

I’ll be the SS was not very happy about this.

They want to keep the guy rolling.

These days it’s probably a very good idea.

[a fool in paradise]

Babylon Bee?

[Meatspace]

Call Your Mother Gate?

[Reddy]

Libs swooning over this in 3-2-1...

So typical.

[Williams]

If you’ve read some of his emails with his family, hearing that Hunter is hanging around with dad - you can be sure some wacked out S is going on with that group.

[DoodleBob]

I worked in Manhattan for many years. I can tell you, regardless of whoever was in the WH, everyone in midtown cursed the President when he was in town. The gridlock was impossible and the prohibition of free movement turned liberals against Obama and conservatives (yes they exist in NYC) against Bush.

One time when Biden was a VP he flew in to Newark and they shut down the NJ Turnpike. I created new curse words over that one.

Only the dumbest of partisan hacks will let this kind of elitism roll off their backs.

[McCarthysGhost]

People on crack can be very impulsive.

[TheDon]

Hunter is the Biden bagman.

[DoughtyOne]

I wouldn’t doubt it. Thanks for the mention.

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

Biden’s coronavirus response director Jeff Zients is a major investor in the deli...

Hmmmm.

[dynachrome]

Here’s your bagel, humper biden. With lots of extra “powdered sugar”.

[OrioleFan]

Hunter had an attack of the munchies.

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

When I worked in the north Chicago suburbs, I had to pass O’Hare on my commute and loved how presidents tended to fly in and head downtown just as I was going home. I saw Biden’s motorcade one day coming out of downtown when he was VP. I wasn’t a fan, but I thought it was cool to see one of the high and mighty go by, even though he slowed me down to 1 MPH. It made the usual backup even worse, but a little more interesting.

[fieldmarshaldj]

"Bagel Run."

[ZOOKER]

Inquiring minds want to know - were the bagels IN A BAG?

Hunter is immensely qualified for this job.

[lgjhn23]

Well, IF old Humper was in jail like he is supposed to be, the Secret Service wouldn’t have had this “problem”.