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No Thanks, I’ll Be Skipping the Inauguration (Ditto Here Too!!!)
Townhall.com ^ | January 18, 2021 | Kurt Schlichter

Posted on 01/18/2021 3:07:38 AM PST by Kaslin

Hey, you guys have fun at the festival of Establishment onanism that will be the purported inauguration of that desiccated old weirdo, President Asterisk. Despite the questionable election process and slobbering media cheerleadin', they still barely managed to drag that tiresome zombie and the Presidentrix-To-Be over the finish line. I’m not celebratin’ nothin’.

The best part of Dementiafest 2021 is that it will be a sullen, sad affair installing the manifestly senile old pervert at the head of the ricketiest administration in memory while surrounded by at least two divisions of soldiers lest a gigantic army of dudes in Viking drag decide to show up. The bored troopers of the various National Guards of blue states, whose governors are making a huge show of sending their warriors out for the photo op because of the perilous peril of Fake Insurrection II, will be practically the only audience. I can only imagine what will be going through their heads as they stand there, under orders to feign attention to the rambling windbag up on the dais who is going on and on about the need for unity and the perfidy of those knuckle-dragging, gun-loving Jesus people of racism who must be completely excluded and disenfranchised because their interests conflict with those of the ruling caste.

I’m sure the Fredocon contingent will politely applaud the peaceful stealing of power, gently slapping their soft, girlish hands together before returning to their offices, loosening their bow ties, and pouring themselves a nice cup of chamomile tea as they prepare to crank out another barely noticed blog post on why True Conservatism™ totally requires that we all support the leftists in silencing the speech of the competitors of Conservative, Inc.

Have they ever demanded that a liberal be, to use the current term, deplatformed? Nah, these lapdogs would never bite the hand that feeds them scraps. We all stopped writing checks when they stopped pretending to fight for conservatism, but no worries. The Silicon Valley overlords stepped in to help, offering a Faustian bargain, which the hacks eagerly accepted. And the libs got their 30 pieces of silver’s worth.

The best part, the most delicious irony, is how back when the Wormtongue contingent was grifting us for all those years, one of their go-to pivots for dunning donors was an endless series of pleas to help fight the battle against those mean old libs at Gumbo State who were shutting down conservative speech on campus. Send money now to fight the fight! Many a lido deck panel pontificated on the threat of censorship before everyone adjourned to enjoy a refreshing Zima and vie for the attention of the fussy likes of Jay Nordlinger as he made a pass through the throngs of assembled suckers. Ahoy!

The Establishment converted Washington, DC, into a fortress guarded by troops strewn about on cold marble floors because that looked more compelling than showing them in cots and sleeping bags on sleeping mats that every one of them was issued. This is supposed to send a message of strength and resolution in response to a small riot that would barely have made the papers last summer but is now three of the four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because it happened at the Establishment’s house instead of at Sen. Josh Hawley’s house, or your house. When it was your business on fire, it was a mostly peaceful protest, and you needed to get over it. When it happened to the people who let last summer fester, well, then it was an insurrection/coup/sedition for totally real. Hence, they summoned more soldiers to Washington to make sure a ceremony that nobody but the elite cares about goes off A-OK. Just think of what those soldiers could do stopping the bloodshed in Chicago, where the average Friday night sees exponentially more carnage than what those goofs – who seem to include some leftists – committed on Capitol Hill.

First on the Senate agenda will not be the Biden* program but the continuing effort to keep Trump in the news. The impeachment that moved faster than Brian Stelter, who is a potato, toward a chocolate doughnut will land with a thud in the Senate and then die there. I doubt there will even be a trial, not just because you can’t impeach someone who is no longer in the job you are impeaching him from but because a trial allows a discussion of contrary evidence, and the narrative can’t take that. We’ve already seen that some of the invaders were anti-Trump leftists. They are also backpedaling on the “Hang Pence” stuff. Now, we’re also seeing that the FBI knew of the planning long before. This is all kind of hard to square with the Official Truth™ that the bad Orange Man incited the riot by observing to his audience on the Mall that they would soon be “marching over to the Capitol building to peacefully and patriotically make your voices heard," when the rioters planned to riot already. The flex is, of course, to argue that Trump pointing out the manifest flaws of the manifestly flawed election was itself incitement. It’s not really necessary to make a slippery slope argument about how this has the effect of criminalizing all dissenting speech when the point of the exercise is to ski down that slippery slope.

Have they ever demanded that a liberal be, to use the current term, deplatformed? Nah, these lapdogs would never bite the hand that feeds them scraps. We all stopped writing checks when they stopped pretending to fight for conservatism, but no worries. The Silicon Valley overlords stepped in to help, offering a Faustian bargain, which the hacks eagerly accepted. And the libs got their 30 pieces of silver’s worth.

The best part, the most delicious irony, is how back when the Wormtongue contingent was grifting us for all those years, one of their go-to pivots for dunning donors was an endless series of pleas to help fight the battle against those mean old libs at Gumbo State who were shutting down conservative speech on campus. Send money now to fight the fight! Many a lido deck panel pontificated on the threat of censorship before everyone adjourned to enjoy a refreshing Zima and vie for the attention of the fussy likes of Jay Nordlinger as he made a pass through the throngs of assembled suckers. Ahoy!

The Establishment converted Washington, DC, into a fortress guarded by troops strewn about on cold marble floors because that looked more compelling than showing them in cots and sleeping bags on sleeping mats that every one of them was issued. This is supposed to send a message of strength and resolution in response to a small riot that would barely have made the papers last summer but is now three of the four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because it happened at the Establishment’s house instead of at Sen. Josh Hawley’s house, or your house. When it was your business on fire, it was a mostly peaceful protest, and you needed to get over it. When it happened to the people who let last summer fester, well, then it was an insurrection/coup/sedition for totally real. Hence, they summoned more soldiers to Washington to make sure a ceremony that nobody but the elite cares about goes off A-OK. Just think of what those soldiers could do stopping the bloodshed in Chicago, where the average Friday night sees exponentially more carnage than what those goofs – who seem to include some leftists – committed on Capitol Hill.

First on the Senate agenda will not be the Biden* program but the continuing effort to keep Trump in the news. The impeachment that moved faster than Brian Stelter, who is a potato, toward a chocolate doughnut will land with a thud in the Senate and then die there. I doubt there will even be a trial, not just because you can’t impeach someone who is no longer in the job you are impeaching him from but because a trial allows a discussion of contrary evidence, and the narrative can’t take that. We’ve already seen that some of the invaders were anti-Trump leftists. They are also backpedaling on the “Hang Pence” stuff. Now, we’re also seeing that the FBI knew of the planning long before. This is all kind of hard to square with the Official Truth™ that the bad Orange Man incited the riot by observing to his audience on the Mall that they would soon be “marching over to the Capitol building to peacefully and patriotically make your voices heard," when the rioters planned to riot already. The flex is, of course, to argue that Trump pointing out the manifest flaws of the manifestly flawed election was itself incitement. It’s not really necessary to make a slippery slope argument about how this has the effect of criminalizing all dissenting speech when the point of the exercise is to ski down that slippery slope.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 2020preselection; inauguration; joebiden
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To: Kaslin; MinuteGal

I’m going to try to skip the next four years.


21 posted on 01/18/2021 3:46:53 AM PST by Peter W. Kessler ("NUTS!!!")
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To: 4Liberty

That is absolutely brilliant.


22 posted on 01/18/2021 3:58:44 AM PST by Captain Walker ("More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of." - Alfred Lord Tennyson)
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To: Kaslin

Where are all the freepers who assured us, even long after election day, that biden wasn’t going to be seated. That Trump will be serving 4 more years?

“Dont worry! Trump’s got this! God’s got this! The courts will do the right thing. The supreme court will do the right thing! The congress will do the right thing! Pence will do the right thing! Itll go to the states!” Etc, etc

Now its “Wait and see! Just watch!”

Well???

All I see are signs at this late date is that Biden is going to be inaugurated and Trump is moving to Florida.


23 posted on 01/18/2021 4:03:21 AM PST by lowbridge
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To: ArtDodger

Wag the dog.


24 posted on 01/18/2021 4:10:28 AM PST by joma89 (Buy weapons and ammo, folks, and have the will to use them.)
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To: BiglyCommentary
How bout

or

(flags of Taiwan or Poland)

25 posted on 01/18/2021 4:13:36 AM PST by 4Liberty ("Never give up the con!" -mission statement of the Left)
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To: lowbridge

I agree. It should have been clear from the beginning that if the EC certification process couldn’t halt the certification of a legit president that the establishment hated, it wasn’t going to stop a fraudulent one that the establishment desperately wanted.


26 posted on 01/18/2021 4:13:46 AM PST by MountainWalker
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To: Kaslin

Not here either...I’m miserable enough already.


27 posted on 01/18/2021 4:16:14 AM PST by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: House Atreides
What Inauguration?


28 posted on 01/18/2021 4:17:49 AM PST by caww (Our God Reigns.....)
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To: duckman

Will RSBN be there for Trumps departure he asked for?


29 posted on 01/18/2021 4:20:02 AM PST by caww (Our God Reigns.....)
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To: ArtDodger

6 cars in the parking lot and a frankfurter stand will be photo shopped


30 posted on 01/18/2021 4:21:37 AM PST by ronnie raygun ( Massive mistakes are made by arrogant fools; massive evils are committed by evil people.")
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To: ArtDodger

Chief Justice Roberts will have to give Biden the oath one word at a time so he doesn’t stumble through it. Even then it is no guarantee that he gets through it without messing it up.


31 posted on 01/18/2021 4:22:29 AM PST by Russ (I )
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To: duckman
I will be watching some of it on RSBN. They were the only broadcasters that portrayed The Prez rally’s accurately.

I will not watch Biden*, listen to Biden* or read any words that Biden* vomits ever.

32 posted on 01/18/2021 4:23:09 AM PST by KevinB (''... and to the Banana Republic for which it stands ...")
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To: caww

Don’t know. Trumps life is in danger, I’m not sure how much info on him will be accurate.


33 posted on 01/18/2021 4:23:13 AM PST by duckman ( Not tired of winning!)
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To: Kaslin

I will be in a dentist’s torture rack when the Great Installation happens. That will be more enjoyable than watching Creepy Uncle Joe attempting to read the teleprompter.

I might have to request that they turn off the telescreen in the treatment room, and hope politics aren’t mentioned.

I never discuss politics with anyone holding a sharp object in his hands.


34 posted on 01/18/2021 4:24:51 AM PST by Fresh Wind ("This claim about election fraud is disputed.")
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To: lowbridge
Where are all the freepers who assured us, even long after election day, that biden wasn’t going to be seated. That Trump will be serving 4 more years?

Perhaps we should have just surrendered on November 4 like you apparently did?

35 posted on 01/18/2021 4:25:27 AM PST by KevinB (''... and to the Banana Republic for which it stands ...")
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To: Kaslin
"Many a lido deck panel pontificated on the threat of censorship before everyone adjourned to....vie for the attention of the fussy likes of Jay Nordlinger as he made a pass through the throngs of assembled suckers. Ahoy!"

Kurt writes like Ann Coulter at her best (hey, there was a time....)

36 posted on 01/18/2021 4:26:17 AM PST by Psalm 73 ("You'll never hear surf music again" - J. Hendrix)
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To: Kaslin

Hey Joe.

Here’s your unity cheater. 🖕

January 18, 2021

Biden will appeal to national unity in inaugural address

Biden intends a series of executive actions in his first hours after his inauguration, an opening salvo in what is shaping up as a 10-day blitz of steps to reorient the country without waiting for Congress, aide Ron Klain said.

https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/biden-will-appeal-to-national-unity-in-inaugural-address


37 posted on 01/18/2021 4:26:21 AM PST by KeyLargo
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To: ArtDodger

They’re borrowing all the fake people in the seats from the NFL


38 posted on 01/18/2021 4:26:38 AM PST by Palio di Siena
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To: 4Liberty
Why does our Capital look like this... a military coup d'etat????


39 posted on 01/18/2021 4:34:02 AM PST by caww (Our God Reigns.....)
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To: Kaslin
For those of you who ARE going; be sure to carry a big BLM sign and George Floyd banners.

This way you'll be protected from the 'protectors'!

MAGA gear could cause WRATH! to fall upon your head!!

40 posted on 01/18/2021 4:40:24 AM PST by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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