Adolf Hitler Wins Election in Namibia

Newsweek ^ | 12/03/2020 | Basit Mahmood

[Trump20162020]

A politician named Adolf Hitler has won a regional election in Namibia.

Adolf Hitler Uunona has been elected with 85 percent of the vote for a seat on the regional council in the former German colony, where street names, people and places still have German names. However, Adolf Uunona says he wants to assure people that he has no plans for world domination.

He told German tabloid paper Bild: "My father named me after this man. He probably didn't understand what Adolf Hitler stood for. As a child I saw it as a totally normal name. Only as a teenager did I understand that this man wanted to conquer the whole world."

[Trump20162020]

Adolf Hitler Uunona

[KarlInOhio]

The original Adolf is rolling over in his grave at his namesake. The only thing that would make if funnier is if Uunona was also Jewish.

[null and void]

Adolf Hitler Uunona time?

[Boogieman]

He’s got the stern countenance down, but his mustache needs some work.

[Wilhelm Tell]

No, just no.

[ClearCase_guy]

2020 — what a year!

[Bishop_Malachi]

I love that he had to disavow a desire for world conquest. Sounds like the media is the same over there as it is here.

[UnbelievingScumOnTheOtherSide]

Or maybe if his wife’s name were Eva Braun Uunona and they live in one of those underground homes.

[irishjuggler]

I often wonder what became of the generation of little German/Austrian “Adolfs” born in the ‘30s early ‘40s. Did they stick with the name or go with something different? I knew a Benito named for Mussolini. He went by “Ben.”

[Nextrush]

He won one real election. Will he allow any more real elections in the future?

Adolf Hitler and Hugo Chavez went the other way on that.

[Fai Mao]

“I knew a Benito named for Mussolini. He went by “Ben.””

We took a package tour in Italy several years ago. the tour guide made it a point to to show us all the great things Mussolini did.

[HighSierra5]

We’ve got a lot of little Hitlers as mayors and governors in this country. No big deal.

[Beagle8U]

O’Bastard’s real father.

[packrat35]

I am mored worried by all the politicians ACTING like Hitler than someone named after him.

[Billthedrill]

Doesn’t look like it held back his political career much. Personally I think Adolf Hitler Uunona ought to change his name. Adolf Hitler Manson sounds nice.

[Verginius Rufus]

At least he did not change his name to Joseph Stalin Uuonona.

[aimhigh]

Hitler was loved by Muslims. I curious of the father was a Muslim.

[Songcraft]

Hitler's election was confirmed, after the votes were tabulated and verified in the company called, "die Gesellschaft Dominionischzit di-CIA.", in Frankfurt, Germany.

     

[Hiddigeigei]

"I often wonder what became of the generation of little German/Austrian "Adolfs" born in the ‘30s early ‘40s."
"Adolf" is a fairly common name in Germanic speaking countries (Germany, Austria, Luxembourg, Sweden, etc.) It was one of the middle names of my paternal great grandfather who was born and died before Hitler came along. As a child before WWII I went to a barber named Mussolini. I heard him say to my mother, "My names is Mussolini. Let HIM change HIS name."

[Hiddigeigei]

WWII