[lightman]

Mlive is evidently a Michigan-based news outlet

[Pearls Before Swine]

I searched for “massage parlor”, but didn’t find it.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Never forget, children, always wear the mask of fear.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Yes MLive is the online conglomeration of a handful of failing Michigan dead-tree newspapers.

[livius]

Who cares?

[CJ Wolf]

Massive protests and riots seem pretty risky, but if you wash your hands and wear a mask you should be okay, please try to stay at least 6 inches away.

I miss hugs.

[DariusBane]

I want to know my risk when lighting cars on fire with a group of friends, then looting a Target and a Starbucks. Probably around a “6”?

Hey lightman quit selling this farce. The whole thing is a joke. You are treating this, the Covid 19 hoax as if it is legitimate. Stop it.

[Nifty]

I didnt see group sex listed.

[Dilbert San Diego]

What is the risk level of joining a mob to go start a riot?

[Singermom]

Is rioting on the list?

[jersey117]

Riskiest? Any business in a blue city.

[Zathras]

Lesson #1: Make these decisions for yourself and your family
Lesson #2: See Lesson 1

[SaxxonWoods]

“But because many people can have COVID-19 unknowingly without showing symptoms, it’s impossible to know who is and who is not infected at a given time.”

And I refuse to play the game of pretending I’m sick when I’m not. What is the incidence of infection spread among sick people with no symptoms?

I can’t find any info on that, wonder why.

[JerryBlackwell]

Risk level 0 - stay home and cower in fear

[originalbuckeye]

Huh. I’m surprised that anyone still cares about Covid19. I thought all the Lefties had moved on to the Looting and Destruction of other people’s livelihoods.

And I am anxiously awaiting the next OUTRAGE.

[noiseman]

I have to say, thank you for warning me about the dangers of pontoon boat rides. Whew!...dodged a bullet there.

And casinos risk level 6? Maybe from the virus, but financial risk level is 11.

[dynachrome]

The local chaindogs here taped off the playground at the creek where I take my daily walk. they also put up “closed” signs along the creek for the 4th time. Somehow, the signs and tape they used previously disappeared.

[IrishBrigade]

‘Experts have advised people for months to wear masks’

f$%k these goddam masks...

[EasySt]

~Easy

[DonPaulJonesII]

A whole lot of nonsense about NOTHING! Quit giving this fakedemic any further bandwidth. Get on with your life already!

[Missouri gal]

This is about 90 percent garbage. They ignore a couple of key facts:
1) The virus is quickly inactivated outdoors due to ultraviolet light and humidity.
2) The ability of an infected, non-symptomatic person to spread the virus is limited to 2 days before they feel sick and in that crucial time period is unlikely to make another person clinically ill.

If you're in a public swimming pool, you not only have humidity, but heavily chlorinated air. An outdoor pool also has uv protection. They don't even talk about that. Guys playing sports contacting each other? They must be healthy enough to work up a sweat and their sweat is engineered to kill viruses. I guess they could spread it by air, but seriously, what are the odds?