Posted on 05/09/2020 5:40:48 PM PDT by Kid Shelleen
Whether you consider it a glimmer of hope or an act of sheer stupidity, Jersey Shore beaches are reopening. You may be thinking to yourself that a trip to your favorite beach at the Jersey Shore is just what your cabin fevered mind and soul need. Heck, just yesterday, I spoke with a good friend at the Jersey Shore. She basically said, C’mon down. We’d BYO food. We’d stay outside — no in-house bathroom breaks. (Fortunately, there’s an outdoor shower drain. Ew.) There would always be six feet — heck, make it eight feet! — between us. What could go wrong?
Alas, Pennsylvania Health Secretary Rachel Levine is not a fan of our plan.
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**** Pennsy Ping ****
That dude is a freak show.
Hey man maybe you don’t read the MSM but Donald Trump is the crazy one /S
That dud(e)(tte) is a bianco Pizza the Hutt.
Some faces should ALWAYS be masked.
Rachel Levine needs to stay away from mirrors in the lady’s room.
I’ve been arrested for that.
Good advice for any time.
Keep Rachel Levine away from small children.
It used to be an adolescent psychologist before feeding at the public trough.
There is no Rachel Levine. It’s Richard Levine in drag, plus hormones, minus his dingaling.
He looked like a 3-dollar bill as a guy, and looks like schitt in pretending to be a woman.
Good kuck with that, come June.
Telling us that we can’t go ‘down the shore’ may help tip some of the Philadelphia collar counties toward the mid-state rebel alliance.
I can’t imagine how many minds he destroyed before turning to his latest.
“There is no Rachel Levine. It’s Richard Levine in drag, plus hormones, minus his dingaling.”
By God you are right! This loony looking Health Commissioner telling you to stay away from the Jersey Shore Beaches is a tranny. What a freak show.
Pennsylvanian to Mr Levine; Stay away from the Jersey Shore! I never want to see you sunbathing on the beach.
FReeper IrishBrigade posted this tribute a couple of weeks ago:
while a young kid Richie could then see
his dickie would cause him great frenzy
so he took a huge axe
gave his penis some whacks
and became a grim bigwig in Pennsy..
Lately, PA has been making NJ look pretty good.
I always listen to people that cut off their own penis. It makes sense, because they now only think with one head, so they must have better advice to offer.
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