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Doctor says coronavirus could be spreading through farts – but experts aren’t so sure
The Sun UK ^
| Aug 15, 2020
| Lucy Jones
Posted on 04/21/2020 9:29:44 AM PDT by where's_the_Outrage?
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Brings new meaning to SBD (silent but deadly)
To: where's_the_Outrage?
If it is then since almost nobody goes about their daily business bare-assed it kind of proves that the masks are useless.
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posted on
04/21/2020 9:30:36 AM PDT
by
Buckeye McFrog
(Patrick Henry would have been an anti-vaxxer)
To: where's_the_Outrage?
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posted on
04/21/2020 9:31:21 AM PDT
by
Zhang Fei
(My dad had a Delta 88. That was a car. It was like driving your living room.)
To: Buckeye McFrog
But could explain why it’s spreading so fast in New York City.
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posted on
04/21/2020 9:32:00 AM PDT
by
Stosh
To: where's_the_Outrage?
Maybe we need N95 undergarments.
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posted on
04/21/2020 9:32:30 AM PDT
by
Zhang Fei
(My dad had a Delta 88. That was a car. It was like driving your living room.)
To: Buckeye McFrog
We know the masks are useless. They’re for coughs or sneezes to keep the droplets in your own face. I’d rather cough into a kleenex. Common sense.
To: where's_the_Outrage?
I’ve been told mine would kill almost anything.
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posted on
04/21/2020 9:34:01 AM PDT
by
Don Corleone
(The truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth)
To: where's_the_Outrage?
Then some SF police need to take all of Nancy’s ice cream away.
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posted on
04/21/2020 9:34:21 AM PDT
by
CincyRichieRich
(Be still, and know that I am God...Psalm 46:10)
To: where's_the_Outrage?
The coronavirus parody continues unabated.
We need to end this insanity NOW.
To: where's_the_Outrage?
I think Andy Fagg likes inspecting bottoms.
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posted on
04/21/2020 9:35:06 AM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: where's_the_Outrage?
Maybe if this doctor is hanging around a bunch of naked butts.
Me, I keep a couple of layers of clothe between my rear and the general public. Pretty sure that would catch most all.
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posted on
04/21/2020 9:36:34 AM PDT
by
Jewbacca
(The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem)
To: where's_the_Outrage?
So we can blame the Kung Flu pandemic on cow flatulence? They already cause glo-bull warming, according to the “established science”.
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posted on
04/21/2020 9:38:16 AM PDT
by
Ratman0823
(2020 Logic: We all stand together when we all stand apart!)
To: where's_the_Outrage?
Light ‘em. Fire will kill that mean ol’ virus.
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posted on
04/21/2020 9:39:39 AM PDT
by
AFB-XYZ
To: where's_the_Outrage?
This post has all the making of an epic thread.
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posted on
04/21/2020 9:39:56 AM PDT
by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government."`)
To: where's_the_Outrage?
Probably only a prolonged Quadruple Flutter Blast.
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posted on
04/21/2020 9:42:15 AM PDT
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teletech
To: where's_the_Outrage?
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posted on
04/21/2020 9:42:41 AM PDT
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HollyB
To: where's_the_Outrage?
I call on Congress to provide federally-subsidized Depends for everyone. State and local officials can make sure they are being worn.
To: where's_the_Outrage?
Folks who treat us non-smokers to vaping and secondhand cigarette smoke are about to feel some serious heat. C-19 can travel in vapor and smoke.
To: Buckeye McFrog
No we need fart whistles. There would be two with different pitches.
If you test positive the whistle would warn people to hold their breath and flee.
If you have antibodies a different tone would tell people to get closer and breathe deeply.
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posted on
04/21/2020 9:48:58 AM PDT
by
meatloaf
To: where's_the_Outrage?
Hummm, seems an easy enuf medical trial...
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posted on
04/21/2020 9:50:05 AM PDT
by
apostoli
("When people get used to preferential treatment, equal treatment seems like discrimination." - Sowel)
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