If it is then since almost nobody goes about their daily business bare-assed it kind of proves that the masks are useless.
How about belches?
Maybe we need N95 undergarments.
I’ve been told mine would kill almost anything.
Then some SF police need to take all of Nancy’s ice cream away.
I think Andy Fagg likes inspecting bottoms.
Maybe if this doctor is hanging around a bunch of naked butts.
Me, I keep a couple of layers of clothe between my rear and the general public. Pretty sure that would catch most all.
So we can blame the Kung Flu pandemic on cow flatulence? They already cause glo-bull warming, according to the “established science”.
Light ‘em. Fire will kill that mean ol’ virus.
This post has all the making of an epic thread.
Probably only a prolonged Quadruple Flutter Blast.
Your comment lol
I call on Congress to provide federally-subsidized Depends for everyone. State and local officials can make sure they are being worn.
Folks who treat us non-smokers to vaping and secondhand cigarette smoke are about to feel some serious heat. C-19 can travel in vapor and smoke.
Hummm, seems an easy enuf medical trial...
ROFL. Reminds of a time in college when we were all sitting in a big group in the auditorium and someone let a SBD go. People scattered in an ever-widening cirlce. It was too funny.
It also brings new meaning to the old saying “I fart in your direction”.
Put vegans on total lockdown immediately, they’re superspreaders.
Methane gas has increased 150% in the atmosphere since the mid 1700’s. (During the same time period, carbon dioxide has increased only 30 %.) A gram of methane gas has more than 25 times as much greenhouse gas impact as a gram carbon dioxide. As many know, flatulence, “farts,” are composed almost entirely of methane gas.
Therefore, Al Gore has developed a new program to combat this obviously increasing peril to our planet, and make a little money for himself at the same time.
It is called Fat Al’s Recycle Technology (F. A. R. T.).
Everyone will be required to wear a “F.A.R.T. meter,” (Cost $75, available only from Al Gore) which will record and automatically transmit to a new government agency (the Federal Automatic Recording Technology Department, The FART Dept.) the occasion of each fart and the volume thereof.
For an additional fee of $4,500, interested parties can purchase a fart capture device (available only from Al Gore). This 25 pound device can be conveniently worn under the special clothing available also from Al Gore in attractive shades of brown.
When full, the interested consumer can present his fart capture device to Al Gore’s recycling center, where for a fee of $0.10 per fart, the captured farts will be recycled into the US natural gas distribution system. Al Gore also will receive a modest fee of only $0.015 per fart for the energy content of the gas.
The interested consumer will also receive “fart credits” for the number of farts he recycles. These “fart credits” can be traded to other consumers, who elected not to purchase a fart capture device, through Al Gore’s Fart Trading Exchange. Al Gore will extract only a small commission of $0.01 per fart for each trade.
All Consumers will be required to be “fart neutral” by a “Cap and Trade” regulation, administered by the new FART Department.
Legislation is being developed as we speak, by the concerned Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi.
Get ahead of the mandated stampede to control this growing threat to our planet. Get you fart capture device now.